A text sent to someone in the same general area as you, usually to tell or ask them something you can't say out loud.
Guy 1: How was the party last night?
Guy 2: It ended up being so lame since only ten people showed up. I had to stealth text my friend across the room to plan an escape.
Guy 2: It ended up being so lame since only ten people showed up. I had to stealth text my friend across the room to plan an escape.
by Katie22 October 23, 2014

These are trousers that hide erections, or 'executives' if you're at work.
They are either baggy or have sufficient pleating to disguise a stonking erection.
They are either baggy or have sufficient pleating to disguise a stonking erection.
by Hans Gruben March 15, 2010

(n.) 1. A color of clothing which appears black in your bedroom but navy blue in daylight or fluorescent light. Embarrassing when attempting to match other articles of clothing to it, only to discover once you are in public that it is not actually black.
by mydinosaurlife January 20, 2010

(N)A large amount of marijuana cut to look like a bush, from a distance this will look like an ordinary bush or garden hedge. Stealth bush is usually grown outside(usually in easy view for pedestrians) and in large amounts.
Johnny: "hey Tom i need some weed, will 40$ cover me?"
Tom: "sure let me get some buds for you off my Stealth Bush."
Tom: "sure let me get some buds for you off my Stealth Bush."
by shanaynay314 April 17, 2010

A person that is walking down the street
Looks awesome from behind
But as you pass them and look closer total pig
Looks awesome from behind
But as you pass them and look closer total pig
by Captaincaveham December 16, 2018

by currybomb July 29, 2010

Stealth wealth is the practice of keeping your true wealth hidden from others — even friends and family members.
John is a classic example of stealth wealth, he drives around in a used older Kia while wearing hoodies and jeans, yet he has thousands of dollars stashed in the bank.
by LadyOrion February 13, 2018
