shell station

a gas station, commonly referred to as 'the shell'

let's go to the shell station.

him: hey im gonna go to the shell ill be back in twenty mins.
her: okay!

by shellbaby June 27, 2006

smoke station

the act of taking a relatively large hit of marijuana and then exhaling the smoke into the vagina of your female partner and then re-inhaling

I got so fucking blazed last night doing that smoke station thing with my girlfriend. But i dont think she will let me do it again cause her pussy smells like pot.

by jimbo kimbo December 3, 2007

The Stationary Stan

Instead of a regular handjob in which the woman does the work, she will simply hold her hand out while the man does a thrusting motion into it. Like a backwards handjob.

"Dude, I tried out the Stationary Stan the other day. It was more work for me but it felt awesome!"

by Conmad25 February 19, 2009

slam central station

A highly sought-after imaginary location that can be visited during love-making.

Bro 1: "So how'd it go with that chick last night, bro?"

Bro 2: "You know how it is, bro. After the bar, I took that hoe straight to slam central station!"

Bro 1: (nods in approval) "Respect."

by The Pete Jones November 24, 2013

Stationbating

the act of masturbating using the thrust of your body instead of your wrist, keeping your hand stationary and utilizing full body motion (as in standard love making). This is the most realistic method of self-fornication that attempts to emulate the actual 2 person act of sexual intercourse.
Pros - great full body workout
Cons - lubrication may be needed

Stationbating:
I stationbated all over my apartment last night, i took it to the kitchen, bathroom floor, doggystyle in front of the fire place..then finished on bottom while howling at the top of my lungs...

by wootao August 17, 2009

The Static Jacks

A band from Westfield, NJ, formerly known as Waterdown Clockwise, known for sophisticated yet edgy songs, with a sound in line with the Libertines or the Strokes.

The Static Jacks are a great band; I love their sound.

by Emandageerio April 25, 2007

Train Station Blunt

Smoking a blunt at a train station and then watching the trains go by.

"Windels" You guys ever smoke a train station blunt ?

by david3.8 December 29, 2007