Splooge McDuck

Sex act where you jizz/cum on a girls face and then throw loose change at her (most likely pennies).

This girl came over last night and I gave her the ol' Splooge McDuck treatment

by Big Mike K September 10, 2012

Splooge McDuck

The act of jizzing on a girl's face, followed by pelting her with loose change- consisting mostly of pennies.

"Dude, last night this chick I was with was a total bitch and wouldn't stop asking for me to buy her stuff. So after she sucked me off, I totally gave her a Splooge McDuck."

by Son of Gray September 10, 2012

Splooge

To ejaculate.

Mary was sucking my dick and I splooged into her mouth, then she gagged and spat it out onto my stomach, what a bitch!

by Julie November 18, 2003

Splooge

A mixture of male and female saliva, sweat, and sexual secretions. Often the result of sticky, sweaty, nasty, unprotected hardcore sexual activities

My sheets are stained with splooge.

by skullodream August 26, 2008

booster splooge

what i call the juice franchise "booster juice"......booster splooge is the splooge of the yuppie dorks that go to that place.

booster splooge is hella expensive.

let's drink some nerd semen at booster splooge.

by CurvedMirror July 2, 2008

splodge

lazy day, cba to do anything

I'm enjoying a splodge day with so and so

by germanevilbitch October 27, 2011

Splooge Sponge

Someone who sucks up semen like a sponge, or a sponge that you use after you jerk off.

A Person: You are a monkeyface.
A Person 2: You are a splooge sponge.

by Mzilla November 19, 2010