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Spanish Vacuum

When one sexual partner forms a perfect seal around the others anus, sucking the fecal juices out. Then transporting the juices from the anal cavity to the vaginal crease whilst maintaining a constant slurping noise.
I was having a bad day, until my boyfriend gave me a Spanish Vacuum.
by Chet chu betcha September 12, 2017
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spanish kazoo

When a guy lets a girl blow air throuh his penis
man my dick still hurts from when jessica gave me a spanish kazoo
by The Duck Comic January 11, 2018
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Spanish Hello

When two people wave to each other and say "Café" in a friendly manner.
Ethan: Café!
Kenton: Café!
Shawn: Did those two guys just yell 'café' to each other?
Sonny: I think that's called the Spanish Hello.
Shawn: Why would they do that?
Sonny: I don't know, man.
by Venticanto October 4, 2017
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Spanish dictionary

A dictionary full of English words, translate into Spanish.
Teacher: OK, kids open your Spanish dictionary’s.

Kids: fuck you

Teacher: oh yeah well fuck you
by Hdhdgdyiewh March 20, 2023
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Spanish mackerel

A Hispanic aging frat boy who often must travel in groups (schools) in order to self justify his own manliness or lack thereof. Priding himself of turning every comment into a sexual connotation, he often refers to himself as a King fish to over compensate for his below average endowments. Generally, goes by the name Armando or Rico.
by JMBrowning May 25, 2014
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spanish crowbar

The act of sticking your hard cock into a girls ass and using it to pry it open wide, like it was a crowbar
Man i totally hooked her up with a spanish crowbar last night, now when the wind blows i can hear her ass hum.
by slaptheebass August 7, 2009
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spanish omelet

A special moment while receiving head when you come in said head-giver's ear and the ear is then folded over to create the appearance of a gooey, cheesy omelet
Just like a spanish omelet: cum hungry, leave happy.
by Big Johnson 1195 June 20, 2010
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