Salt

When someone you know fucks you over or pisses you off!

Damn I can't believe Rick man he gave me salt yesterday totally fucked me over

Or * today I was talking to John and all he did was give me pure salt all day!*

by Hom2436 January 24, 2018

Farmer John salt lick

An act where a male dips his moist testicles into a bucket of salt. The male then climbs up onto a cattle fence with his testicles free for all the world to see. He then proceeds to call over the cattle which have quite the liking for salt. Whilst the bovine is licking the man's testicles like a melting ice cream cone, the male proceeds to thrust his penis repeatedly into the nostril of the cow until climax.

Old man Smitha was always sure to have at least one sick cow with a runny nose to prevent chaffage during his daily performance of the farmer John salt lick.

by Kenneth Fister July 14, 2010

salt and vinegar

stuff to put on your chips. Chiefly British.
Known as sore finga in Chinese takeaways

"You wan sore finga?"

"...no thanks!.. Oh, 'salt and vinegar' yes please"

by thewilderness April 5, 2012

bath salt zombie

Condition where person (usually high on bath salts or other hallucinogenic) has a desire to eat human flesh, or faces.

Dude, did you hear about that bath salt zombie in Miami? He ate a guy's face off!

Yeah man, drugs are dangerous. Hope we don't have anymore bath salt zombies.

by funkyricky July 13, 2012

Salt Gargling

When a woman takes a hot jizz load in the mouth and sloshes it back and forth and around to a frothy cream then swallows. May be done repeatedy with multiple partners.

Hey dude. I saw your girlfriend Melissa at a party last night. Really? Yea. She was sucking every dick in the house and salt gargling. Gee, I wondered why she wasn't returning my calls.

by Eaton Holgoode June 8, 2009

Salt and vinegar

Louis Tomlinson during the OTRA tour defined Harry's flavor as salt and vinegar

Liam Payne: What flavor is Harry

Louis Tomlinson: Salt and vinegar?

by Arixew November 23, 2017

Salt Farmer

One who specializes in the humble art of trolling the likes of SJWs and Internet tough guys, in order to collect and concentrate the tears formed. Whether they’re CNN Tears, Liberal Tears, or Feminist Tears, the bountiful salt concentration makes for an enjoyable career that pays little, but is internally rewarding nonetheless.

Person 1: “Today I disagreed with someone’s opinion online with a :) after my comment.”

Person A: “Were you looking for a fight?”

Person 1: “Nah, I’m just a humble Salt Farmer.”

by Arashiin April 15, 2019