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Small Penis Appreciation

Also known as (SPA). The opposite of Small Penis Humiliation (SPH). Refers to those out there who prefer a small penis over larger sizes.
Megan: Did you see that guy? He’d probably be a good subject for SPH, since he’s so small.

Ashley: Idk, I honestly prefer Small Penis Appreciation since the size feels better in me and there’s more I can do with it comfortably.

Megan: Ugh.

Ashley: Haha!
by TheSilverLizard August 14, 2021
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A-Small rolling

(1)When someone will not partake in a social drinking/drugs session with friends.

(2)When someone stays in on weekend nights.

(3)Generally when someone is being a scrotum.
"You going to the party tonight?"

"Naw I'm just A-Small Rolling"
by greenockaldo January 20, 2004
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Ur 🅿️🅿️ Small

A roast every 6th grader uses when they’re in deep shit
Boi: u can’t do shit right

U: well ur 🅿️🅿️ Small

Boi: *cries in silence*
by 🅱️ig 🅱️oi July 26, 2019
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Tight Nut Small Dick Syndrome or TNSD occurs when the penis and scrotum become very small and tight. TNSD makes an average size penis look like a tiny little acorn cock. TNSD is very common, and usually lasts for only a short period of time. Caffeine, cold weather and hard drugs often cause TNSD syndrome.
Friend 1: “Brah, my cock is so small right now, it looks like a tiny little acorn. It’s bugging me out!”

Friend 2: “Sounds like you’re suffering from Tight Nut Small Dick Syndrome brah, should go away in a little
by NippleBob Crane March 6, 2021
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Shmalo

Alcohol to be drunk while playing a video game, preferably Halo.
"Hey man, let's go play Halo with some Shmalo!"
by Jamie Jude March 7, 2008
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A Banana

originally An outburst from Kryten on the sitcom Red Dwarf as he triyes to lie by saying that the banana is an orange
"its a orrrrrrr, its an orrrrrr its a... its a Small off duty Czeckslovakian traffic warden!"
by MaxZero September 8, 2005
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samalayos

Samalayos...you know how my niggas move
by Page2 January 17, 2021
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