A person who remains sober at a party to ensure the safety of their friend by preventing them from commiting stupid acts involving violence, drugs and sex.
by PMOSLICE December 16, 2009
Get the Sober Soldiermug. One whom sits around at a hospital at the bedside of a patient.
Sitting appearing as to protect the patient.
Protecting the patient like a military guard.
Sitting appearing as to protect the patient.
Protecting the patient like a military guard.
While my wife's mother was in the hospital, her sister sat in the room at her bedside like a gurney soldier.
by DunnerWPB May 28, 2011
Get the gurney soldiermug. A case where a fictional character is brainwashed into doing something they don’t want to do. Named after Bucky Barns the Winter Soldier.
by Blackbird42069 June 30, 2023
Get the Winter-Soldieredmug. The act of going down on somebody extremely hairy, but putting superglue around your mouth before making contact with the pubic hair, thus waxing their privates.
"Did you go down on that hairy girl?"
"Not so hairy anymore. Gave her the ol soldier wax."
"OHSHIIIT."
"Not so hairy anymore. Gave her the ol soldier wax."
"OHSHIIIT."
by Dartydartykatt January 12, 2015
Get the Soldier waxmug. by These Just Come To Me June 12, 2012
Get the soldier pillsmug. This is when a women puts her head between a mans legs, then the man puts his penis in the woman's mouth and rests his testicles in the woman's nostrils similar to how you dunk your toast in the eggs and the eggs are held by egg cups.
by Hugh Jardon 69 June 10, 2018
Get the Egg and Soldiersmug. The sexual position in which a man sits on a toilet, computer chair, bed, throne, or elsewhere and jerks off. Performing his duties alone, he is a lonely soldier.
Bob: What's your favorite sexual position?
Jim: Well, I'm a virgin. All I've tried is the Lonely Soldier.
Bob: Bummer dude.
Jim: Well, I'm a virgin. All I've tried is the Lonely Soldier.
Bob: Bummer dude.
by mythicalmonk November 1, 2009
Get the Lonely Soldiermug.