soldier day

A day spent fulfilling obligations and responsibilities immediately following a night of heavy drinking and/or abusing other substances

Bro1: "Dude, don't you have band practice tomorrow at 6am?"
Bro2: "Sure do. Just pour me another shot. Straight soldier day."

by anon02279er October 7, 2012

gurney soldier

One whom sits around at a hospital at the bedside of a patient.
Sitting appearing as to protect the patient.
Protecting the patient like a military guard.

While my wife's mother was in the hospital, her sister sat in the room at her bedside like a gurney soldier.

by DunnerWPB May 28, 2011

Winter-Soldiered

A case where a fictional character is brainwashed into doing something they don’t want to do. Named after Bucky Barns the Winter Soldier.

Dude, character’s name was winter-soldiered in insert tv show, movie, book or game.

by Blackbird42069 June 30, 2023

Soldier wax

The act of going down on somebody extremely hairy, but putting superglue around your mouth before making contact with the pubic hair, thus waxing their privates.

"Did you go down on that hairy girl?"
"Not so hairy anymore. Gave her the ol soldier wax."
"OHSHIIIT."

by Dartydartykatt January 12, 2015

Egg and Soldiers

This is when a women puts her head between a mans legs, then the man puts his penis in the woman's mouth and rests his testicles in the woman's nostrils similar to how you dunk your toast in the eggs and the eggs are held by egg cups.

Hey, My man Ralph gave his wife an Egg and Soldiers last night.

by Hugh Jardon 69 June 10, 2018

soldier pills

a pill taken to help a man get an erection! see Viagra Cialis

Bobby couldn't salute the flag, so he asked his roommate for some soldier pills.

by These Just Come To Me June 12, 2012

Lonely Soldier

The sexual position in which a man sits on a toilet, computer chair, bed, throne, or elsewhere and jerks off. Performing his duties alone, he is a lonely soldier.

Bob: What's your favorite sexual position?
Jim: Well, I'm a virgin. All I've tried is the Lonely Soldier.
Bob: Bummer dude.

by mythicalmonk November 1, 2009