sniffy snack

Normally a line of cocaine. Could be a bump of cocaine or crystal.

Damn that sniffy snack was good.

by VaginaWhisprer April 12, 2016

Ballsy sniffy

The balls-equivalent of sloppy toppy, involving one person sniffing the balls of another person.

Person 1: My girl gives the best sloppy toppy.
Person 2: Well, my girl gives some pretty good ballsy sniffy!

by Fvneral Thirst November 22, 2020

Shifty Pete

To sneak off to a quiet place by ones self for a quick jerk of the gherkin.

1) "I've got 5 mins to kill, I might go to the toilet for a shifty pete..."
2) Rejected by his wife again, Jason snuck out to his shed for a shifty pete.

by SmakDaddy October 18, 2007

Snifters

The act of rubbing your finger(s) up and around your rectum, and then sneaking up to an unsuspecting victim and placing it under their nose.

I just wrestled down Bobby and gave him the snifters!

by dink1212121 February 10, 2008

stifty

An erection on a 50 year old man. Combination of the words "fifty' and "stiffy". stiffy erection

A discussion among friends about the pros and cons of turning the big 5-0 produced this term.

Steve may be half a century old, but he can still give his wife the ol' stifty.

by JGPresley December 28, 2010

Snifter

A Snifter is a Poofter that wants to sniff your bum.

Hey, can someone get this poofter off my arse?
Aww he's not doing any harm, just wants to have a sniff, is all. He's a Snifter.

by hotpatootie November 6, 2012

swifty

A simple PHP error, something that should never pose a problem.

I cannot believe he just pulled a swifty. Now I have to hire someone that is not prone to cause more swifties and make johnny wait longer for his site!

by someonecool November 25, 2006