January is a slap ass month which means that you can slap anyones ass for the whole month, you dont need to ask for permission, just do it, have a lovely January and hide your ass.
Person 1: do you see that ass?
Person 2: Isn't it slap ass January
Person 1: Oh yeah, ill be back
Person 2: good luck!
Person 2: Isn't it slap ass January
Person 1: Oh yeah, ill be back
Person 2: good luck!
by abc_defgxoxo December 11, 2019
Get the Slap ass Januarymug. Every March 13th you have the right to to slap a male or female's ass to celebrate the holidays!
Be sure to say "No homo" if necessary
Be sure to say "No homo" if necessary
Jacob: hey man it's March 13th you know what that mean
Me: oh shit it's National Slap Ass Day how could I forget!
Me: oh shit it's National Slap Ass Day how could I forget!
by SuperDope Trash March 11, 2020
Get the National Slap Ass Daymug. Have the right to slap or grab anyone's ass on fridays, it could be anyone, especially your therapist
"did you know it was National Slap ass Friday?"
"I know! do you know that hot cashier at the 7 eleven near my house.. I grabbed her ass, and holy it was nice"
"I know! do you know that hot cashier at the 7 eleven near my house.. I grabbed her ass, and holy it was nice"
by sleepy joebiden August 6, 2021
Get the National Slap ass Fridaymug. this month is march and is the third month of the year and because the word ass this month will be honor slapping asses this will be one of the few months the you can slap your friends , girls ass you just need to say march slap ass (this is not gay ) so for this whole month you can slap anyone ass
by Guzman_boy February 13, 2020
Get the March Slap Assmug. There’s this girl with a fat arse and all last month I slapped it a and squished it and I want to do it again
by Hollie personal ass slapped November 2, 2019
Get the Another slap ass monthmug. by HampeKuken123 October 22, 2020
Get the National Slap Ass Daymug. by Boyfromthecrik August 17, 2022
Get the Slap my ass and call me porkymug.