simp

A man who is a girls prison bitch

A man who puts himself under a girl

I heard that Allen kid is a simp because he asked to be on the bottom.

by sadpeen69 January 17, 2020

simp pimp

A Simp Pimp, is someone who shamelessly accepts money, gifts, and favors from others who hold them in high regard. A Simp Pimp may have a small or large group of individuals who continuously shower them with valuables, gifts, money etc in hopes that the simp pimp will notice them, spend time with them, or sleep with them etc.

Much like a pimp extracts money from prostitutes, a simp pimp expects money from simps. It is a self aggrandizing term for people who openly abuse the generosity and kindness of "simps".

The simp pimp may acknowledge or give small rewards to the simps occasionally to lead them on, but will never actualize any meaningful relationship with a simp. Any simp who gains momentary acknowledgment through excessive gift giving is referred to as the "bottom bitch simp".

Common examples of simp pimps include: E-girls, cam-girls, strippers, and other sexy ladies who "get dummies for they money".

Nikki: Holy hell Megan, where'd you get all this money and fancy stuff?

Megan: My army of simps keeps giving me lots of valuable shit and doin favors for me, hoping that I give it up to them. I might if I feel like it, but I dunno, I'm waiting to see who my bottom bitch simp is.

Nikki: Damn Megan you're a savage AND a simp pimp!

by IrisGreene June 13, 2020

Neil Cicierega Simp

The term Neil Cicierega simp is used for people who are overly obsessed with Neil Cicierega and his epic poggies gang.

“Oh man I admire Neil so much!”
“Lmao freaking Neil Cicierega Simp”

by AscendingPhrog January 25, 2021

Simp

A man who ditches hanging out with the boys, to be with a girl, or a group of girls.

Mark: Where’s Danny?
Johnny: He ditches us for the girls.
Mark: We need the council.
Council: He is a simp.

by That guy 6969420 January 24, 2020

Simp

A simp is a man/boy who get easily attached to females. They often can't move on from them and usually dodges other females for that single one they're stuck up on. Simps usually cry by themselves, listen to sad music that relates to their situation, and they vent a lot. On social media they sometimes follow Wholesome memepages and send them to their friends and relate them to their current status with the female. Simps often don't cry in public they just look very sad and it's pretty obvious. Simps usually gush over their crush, whenever they see them they seem to feel so good inside. Simps sometimes just lurk on their social just to look at pictures of them to feel better. Simps usually get curved a lot, they also take a long time to move on from someone too.

Jayden: Hey look Jake is simping over Jessica

Bob: Man Jake is SUCH a simp

by Some 8th grader in 2019 February 9, 2019

simp

A guy who will do whatever it takes to get a girl, including simping. However, even though the boys may make fun of another boy for being a simp, it does a success rate of 100.

Luke: Your so beautiful, i just want to cuddle all day with you because your perfect.
Casey: Aww your so cute.

(Lukes mates): HAHAHAHA simp

by lopsided cucumber April 15, 2020

National Simp Day

National Simp Day takes place in 18th April of each year.
In this day, you mention a simp and expose him for what he really is.Not to forget celebrate with friends and family.

(Person 1) Hey are you coming to my house tonight?
(Person 2) Bro we in quarantine and i gotta celebrate National Simp Day with my family

by hassanmujtaba_the-one-and-only April 17, 2020