Why You Should Wrap A Rubber Band Around Your Door
If you aren't doing this already, you should start.
Presented by Sogoodly
If you aren't doing this already, you should start.
Presented by Sogoodly
by ♥🗺☠ May 20, 2021
The start of the bee movie script
Person 1: stop texting me
Person 2: According to all known laws of aviation there’s no way a bee should be able to fly
Person 1: *blocks*
Person 2: According to all known laws of aviation there’s no way a bee should be able to fly
Person 1: *blocks*
by Pearl the Axolotl September 08, 2021
A song by A Day To Remember written about when you're playing Call Of Duty. An enemy is five feet behind you, and in attempt to kill you, they waste time fumbling to throw a grenade instead of shooting you. In the time it takes them to do that, you turn around kill them effortlessly.
Brett: Dumb ass computer. He was standing behind me and in the time it would have taken to shoot me, instead he pulled out a grenade.
Josh: What a retard.
Brett: Totally. I killed him while he was still taking it out. He could have just shot me on the spot and killed me! You Should Have Killed Me When You Had The Chance, CPU.
Josh: Yeah.
Josh: What a retard.
Brett: Totally. I killed him while he was still taking it out. He could have just shot me on the spot and killed me! You Should Have Killed Me When You Had The Chance, CPU.
Josh: Yeah.
by JaelleRivers January 27, 2013
i just made this up because funny
by syafinaz? October 22, 2023
(HAIKYUU MANGA AND ANIME SPOILERS) you👀should💫have🍿come🚶 ♀️to🥈shiratorizawa😌 Is simply used to annoy all oikawa stans by telling them that you👀should💫have🍿come🚶 ♀️to🥈shiratorizawa😌.
by 𝑆ℎ𝑖𝑚𝑎𝑚𝑎𝑙𝑎𝑦✨ December 01, 2020
by Chris December 15, 2004