Shumming

When you shit and cum simultaneously

"Fuck, I need to stop shumming, it's so hard to clean up if your whores don't lick it clean for you."

by HaremMaster69 May 24, 2021

shrimping

the act of putting shrimp in one's property or belonging

No one was found guilty of shrimping Connor's bathtub.

by aspark June 14, 2021

Shrimping

The act of misplacing shrimp in a location.

Someone was shrimping in my bathroom

by kyllgorrrr June 20, 2021

Shrimping

When a man ejaculates in the arse and gets a straw and sucks it out

Hay babe wanna try shrimping tonight? I got new straws.

by Zea-Zee June 24, 2021

Shumming

The combination of shitting and cumming when you got to the bathroom and taking a significantly long time.

Mr Chog: I wonder where Mr Mahogany is?
Mr Lie: He"s probably *Shumming*
Mr Mahongany was *Shumming*

by The Minons September 27, 2021

Shrimping

A demanding meow from a cat. Usually one with attitude

Why are you giving me that look? No shrimping. *meOW*

by sarambear November 1, 2021

Shrimping

To suck toes in a very sexual manner

Spensean goes shrimping all the time, just last week he licked an ankle

by PleaseNoSensei October 20, 2022