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Im not gay but a shiny is a shiny

Youre a straight man who is willing to do sexual favors for shiny pokemon from pokemon go.

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Oh you have a shiny pokemon? Nice im not gay but a shiny is a shiny.
by october8th February 11, 2019
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shiney

Meimei, sleep on it tonight and tomorrow it will be shiney, you'll see
by browncoat annie October 10, 2005
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shingaling

One who is smarter than the norm. AKA uber leet.
Shingaling is uber
by shing December 29, 2003
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Shiny Hunter

A common term within the Pokemon community who actively searches for shiny Pokemon, rather than just happening by them.
Shiny Hunters, myself included, will utilize multiple strategies and methods to maximize their odds of finding a shiny. Most of the time, that "method" involves pressing the same fucking buttons over and over for hours for a Pokemon that gives no advantages. The only special fucking thing about shiny Pokemon is that they're a different color. That's it.
Shiny Hunters face scrutiny for doing the same thing for hours, days, weeks, even years at a time for a goddamn Mewtwo to be green instead of purple. Many non Shiny Hunters are confused by the notion of Shiny Hunting, as it seems like a waste of time, and a quick self-analysis would show that they're probably too impatient to get into shiny hunting, anyways. However, most Shiny Hunters came from that group of people, and eventually became so numb to bullshit RNG that they mindlessly turn their game on and off over and over like it's no big deal.
"Is the author of the Shiny Hunter definition actually a Shiny Hunter?"
"That's what I heard. Apparently they spent 7 months soft resetting their game 15,532 times for a shiny Nihilego."
"What a fucking loser."
by BooBooKeys March 1, 2021
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shiny up

Phrase shouted at a person who needs to both be quiet and wrap themsleves in tinfoil simultaneously.

Important when hiding from the aliens.
"I told my kids they'd better shiny up if they didn't want to be probed! Better believe they listened!"
by edward_violet December 16, 2009
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Shiny Tables?

noun. a slang for getting high, specifically on marijuana. Sometimes used while talking in front of your parents so they won't know what your talking about. Originated while high (we were talking about a door, i forgot and so i asked "so uh...shiny tables or what?" then we laughed and i went to cartoon world.)
"wanna come to my house for shiny tables?"
"Shiny tables or what?" "Hell yeah!"
by RackTheJipper April 4, 2010
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shiny scooter

A slang term used by women, frequently in EMS, to describe their vagina.
I sat down and flashed him my shiny scooter
by firemedicjrod December 2, 2010
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