soft shelling

When your penis has been smushed against your jeans for a while and it looks small when you take it out.

I keep soft shelling, so when girls ask to see it they laugh at first.

by Nick_neus69 November 24, 2015

soft shelling

When your penis has been smushed against your jeans for a while and it looks small when you take it out.

I keep soft shelling, so when girls ask to see it they laugh at first.

by Nick_neus69 November 24, 2015

Jordan Swilling

Gay for baseball; is a stud

I am Jordan Swilling and I fucking love this shit.

by Jmanthebomb June 3, 2018

owen stillings

A big chode.

Owen stillings is a chode.

by Pussy cats suck May 14, 2018

Emma Schillings

emma is a girl that looks like a flower and loves memes! ELMO
she believes that she is the worst person alive but in reality, she is NOT!
she is the most amazing person in the well-known universe.

Emma schillings stop laughing at memes! and Let me win at uno

by Beckie1135 September 3, 2018

saria schilling

A super cute, funny, perfect person who is definitely going to be famous one day.

wow, you have potential! you’re definitely the next saria schilling

by Aka.Sriracha April 12, 2020

Sea shelling

When your asshole is so open you can hear the ocean.

Old girl got game Bang so hard she was sea shelling on both holes.

by Big Bill Will McCall April 22, 2021