Epyckej Serfer

A shitty discord server thats ran by a czech drunkard and some random retards as mods, it became ssu 3.0 after its mods started a mass ban wave of the ogs after the server got warned by discord tos.

-bruh i got banned on ssu for being polish
-same, join epyckej serfer its better

-dude ssu is so dead where the ogs at?
-theyre on epyckej serfer

by Just.Revan July 6, 2022

cleaning the shelf under the register

When you clean under a mans balls with your tongue.

What is that? Ohhhhh!!! When I was cleaning the shelf under the register

by kayomayo July 14, 2016

Dick On The Shelf

Dick On The Shelf or D.O.T.S refers to a strategy girls use when their relationship falls through or their routine dick appointmentgoes south on them. This commonly occurs when the guy is not hip enough to realize that he's been put on the back burner until she has use for him. Until then, he will not hear from said female because she's "busy".

Buddy 1: Weird thing just happened. This girl that I haven't heard from in weeks just waved to me on Facebook because I'm nearby.
Buddy 2: Yeah her F.W.B just ended and you're her Dick On The Shelf
Buddy 1: Dick on the shelf ?
Buddy 2: Yup, D.O.T.S homie.

by Syrpgangwaffuldaeus August 3, 2018

Egg On a Shelf

Egg on a shelf is referring to someone looks like an egg on a shelf. Specifically Elizabeth McDermad. She is the where this saying came from as she looks like a fucking egg on a shelf.

Nevyn: Hey Elizabeth
Elizabeth: Yeah?
Nevyn: You look like a fucking egg on a shelf

by Kalque August 20, 2020

nut shelf

a small, but sturdy peice of flat material (usually wood or plastic) that when attatched to the user's inner thigh creates a wonderful area in which to rest his nuts

Maurice got hit in the balls by a savage ape child so now he wears his nut shelf for support.

by jam session September 1, 2009

shelf butt

A large butt on an otherwise not large woman. So oddly large that it protrudes like a shelf.

If you just saw Jane from the waist up, you'd never guess how big her ass is ... what a shelf butt!

by BWS June 13, 2005

Crohn's Top Shelf

This consists of a top shelf (defecating in the water tank of a toilet) performed by someone who is suffering from the symptoms of Crohn's Disease. This condition is marked by peristent loose and watery stools which may include blood. This causes a particularly unpleasant and messy surprise for the next person to flush.

Dude last week me and Eric and Damon were at a bar in Halifax and the fucktard bouncer tried to kick those two out 'cause the three of us were asking girls for blumpkins. Luckily they missed me and I went to the can to give 'em a Crohn's Top Shelf for their trouble. My Crohn's was particularly bad that day so I left them a bloody diarhea stew in the tank.

by Royd September 28, 2008