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Shaved Potato

A sensation experienced while being loved by a man who has the rare misfortune of five o'clock shadow on the majority of his shaft. also known as the kitty prickle when referring to a women.
guy: hey lady why does your muff look like raw hamburger.

lady: i don't want to talk about it...

guy: sorry about that. it must have been my shaved potato.
by octoscorpion January 1, 2011
mugGet the Shaved Potatomug.

shaving a snake

doing something that you know will not turn out well.
Bill: I heard tom was going to have sex with karen tonight.

Billy:doesn't she have an STD?

Bill:yeh, man he's totally shaving a snake.
by abeastnamedpoague March 6, 2010
mugGet the shaving a snakemug.

shaved Brittney

Did you hear about Mary? She just went shaved Brittney when Ron dumped her!
by Waow Rabalder July 18, 2010
mugGet the shaved Brittneymug.

No Shave November

A celebration for males & females that startes November 1st and ends the last day of November. This is the only time when it is acceptable to not shave, hence the name No Shave November.
Bill: Dude your beard is HUGE!
Alex: Yeah, I know. It's No Shave November !
by blonde_chick122 December 11, 2009
mugGet the No Shave Novembermug.

Shaving the Zebra

Sex act, BDSM related.

Dominant partner sufficiently restrains submissive partner, and proceeds to open their anus/vagina with a speculum. Tiny cuts are made all ove rthe inside with a razor blade, then the dominant partner ejaculates into the wounds.
So...you wanna come back to my place and shave the zebra?

Oh, no thanks, I'll stand...I've been shaving the zebra.
by Tits McGeek May 28, 2008
mugGet the Shaving the Zebramug.

no-shave shame

noun- the feeling of shame and embarrassment a woman feels after she hooks up with a man when she decided not to shave or groom herself down there.

Typically the woman will not shave to prevent herself from being slutty but then she decides to shack up with a guy for the night anyways. She then regrets her decision not to shave.
Ashley, " Are you just getting home from Kyle's place?"

Katie, " Yeah I wasn't planning on hooking up with anyone so now I have a serious case of no-shave shame.

Ashley, "Guess you better hop in the shower and remedy that situation for tonight!"
by DatBecky November 7, 2010
mugGet the no-shave shamemug.

shave the llama

to shave one's genital area, esp. female
wow, damn man, she shaved her llama last night!
by cd999 March 3, 2003
mugGet the shave the llamamug.

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