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by Michelle Sedita March 15, 2008
Get the sedita mug.A person that is utterly repulsive. Their personal qualities are comparable to that of a sewage tanks. They are filled with an overload of disgust and can be considered just a volume of waste to the rest of the surrounding world.
Jake cheated on his girlfriend, stole from his grandma, and stomped on a squirrel. He is a Sewie.
Sarah: "I caught Jake cheating on me again"
Sarah's friend: "Ew, you need to dump that Sewie."
Sarah: "I caught Jake cheating on me again"
Sarah's friend: "Ew, you need to dump that Sewie."
by MARictionary January 19, 2015
Get the Sewie mug.Sewing Blind : Weaves comments in and out of social networking threads/forums totally missing the 'eye' of the thread. LOL
Has no understanding of what the first statement was about, or doesn't care and posts impertinent (that have nothing to do with the subject) comments.
Has no understanding of what the first statement was about, or doesn't care and posts impertinent (that have nothing to do with the subject) comments.
John is always Sewing Blind, he never quite gets it!
Jane is always Sewing Blind, she should pay attention to what she's reading, she's always making comments that no one can understand.
Jane is always Sewing Blind, she should pay attention to what she's reading, she's always making comments that no one can understand.
by shelovestosail November 4, 2009
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Get the seawitch mug.Adjective: used in the world of Finance, Movie Production, Mortgage Lenders, and Used Car Salesmen.
Noun (plural): used to describe an entire class of stingy banks that overcharge for fees
Adjective:
Frequently mistaken for semantics this word has a similar yet more descriptive meaning to incorporate the theory that the entire financial institution is ran by the Jewish Culture.
Noun (plural): used to describe an entire class of stingy banks that overcharge for fees
Adjective:
Frequently mistaken for semantics this word has a similar yet more descriptive meaning to incorporate the theory that the entire financial institution is ran by the Jewish Culture.
Hey Bob , can you look over the semitics of this loan package, I want to make sure we are charging him as much as possible.
I don't like the semitics of this loans terms, it sounds too much like the Jews have started a mafia.
Understanding the semitics we can see that this particular bank will not allow you to obtain a loan until you have completed 200 hours of synagogue, have a circumcision and at least $10,000 dollars cash after making your down payment.
After learning about semitics I finally understood it is better to buy things with CASH that way I can jew them down to a better price
Semitics Semantics they are all the same either way you will pay 87% Interest above the total cost of the loan.
That bank is ran by a bunch of Semitics.
I don't like the semitics of this loans terms, it sounds too much like the Jews have started a mafia.
Understanding the semitics we can see that this particular bank will not allow you to obtain a loan until you have completed 200 hours of synagogue, have a circumcision and at least $10,000 dollars cash after making your down payment.
After learning about semitics I finally understood it is better to buy things with CASH that way I can jew them down to a better price
Semitics Semantics they are all the same either way you will pay 87% Interest above the total cost of the loan.
That bank is ran by a bunch of Semitics.
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