anal sleeve

A cylindrical device made out of a relatively soft though strong substance, usually surgical-grade plastic, worn in the anus, typically by a male homosexual whose rectum has sustained a large amount of wear & tear due to overuse.

See also: penis sleeve

"They say a pussy can stretch a mile but it won't crack an inch. Not so the asshole. Rock Hudson had to wear an anal sleeve for many years before his death."

-- Boze Hadleigh, 'Hollywood Babble On'

by Tummy AuGratin February 27, 2006

skeevit

An anal parasite that infects its host with an uncontrollable British accent.

When the skeevit passed through mark's system he was speaking normal again.

by Ryan Goat Cheese March 14, 2007

sleeveless tornado

The act of wearing blue bib overalls with no shirt underneath.

Joel: "Dude, he's rocking the sleeveless tornado in public, I could pull that off!"

Danielle: "I double dog dare ya!"

by drkaufman January 21, 2011

russian cock-sleeve

when a partner rips open their asshole and buries your dick into it

Yo, that girl gave me a russian cock-sleeve!

by PenisMuncher101 September 5, 2017

Skeeving

Doing something Skeevy, or giving someone the Skeeves i.e. something creepy or gross.

He was totally skeeving on her facebook pictures.

Staring at someone while touching yourself.

by Eric B 4 Pres May 18, 2009

Skeever

A person who tries to get the most out of every situation even though he/she is not entitled to it or contributes enough to deserve it.

"Dude, you're gonna take 4 hits off the joint and pretend like I didn't notice even though you didn't throw money for bud? Stop being a skeever."

Skeever: "Fuck, they're catching on... maybe if I buy the dutch it'll throw them off."

by Planet Paul October 11, 2012

Wizard's Sleeve

n, A particularly capacious 'sausage wallet'.

'I can't feel a bloody thing. You must have a fanny like a wizard's sleeve."

by Soairse September 2, 2003