schrodinger’s douchebag

Someone who says they were spreading misinformation based on if they were actually factually incorrect,
pretending as if they knew they were wrong the whole time.

Sometimes these types of people like to call people who see through the "misinformation" "nerds", as they are too egotistical to admit that they were just being a "dumbass".
"I made this, because my friend acts like this schrodinger’s douchebag"
by not lakepants February 16, 2024
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Schrodinger's feminist

a person who identifies as a feminist and claims to support gender equality, yet their actions or statements sometimes contradict this stance. This term humorously points out the inconsistency or ambiguity in their beliefs or behavior,It highlights the paradoxical nature of someone professing feminist ideals while engaging in actions or expressing opinions that undermine those principles.
"Susan claims to be a feminist supporting gender equality, yet her assertion that 'men are useless' contradicts the very principle she purports to uphold." making her a Schrodinger's feminist
by TheManTheMythAndOrTheLegend February 06, 2024
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Schrodinger's Graze

A graze that you will not touch depending on the amount of pain you had when you first touched it.
Yesterday i had a graze it did not hurt when i touched it so i kept on touching it i guess you could say i had 'Schrodinger's graze

or

Yesterday i had a graze that hurt when i touched it, so i treated it like a fragile vase for the rest of the day
by Chilly6.0 May 25, 2020
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Schrodinger's troll

Someone who decides whether they were trolling or not based on how people reacted.
He is such a Schrodinger's troll
by the trolly January 22, 2023
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Schrodinger's shit

The sensation of having to take a shit which then passes, only to later return. Commonly occurs when the initial need to shit is stopped by an occupied bathroom causing you to wait. You both have to and do not have to shit.

Can also be used when referring to a suspicious fart that may be a shit in disguise. Since you will not be able to tell if it's a feet or shit until you let it free and in turn measure it's state.
Man that Mexican food did not sit well, I've been stuck with a Schrodinger's shit for like an hour now.
by ThatGuy2410 May 08, 2022
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Schrodinger's Fan

A person who has simultaneously watched/read a show/movie/book and not watched/read a show/movie/book depending on if they can get away with making up stuff in conversations about it
"hey jerry said he really liked The Dark Tower. Surely he will love other Stephen king's books"

"nah don't trust him. He's a schrodinger's fan"
by Chemical potato June 02, 2025
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Schrodinger Landlord

A person so greedy and rich that do absolutely nothing and at the same time most of them lose money and have to sell their properties because the time and money commitment is a net loss for them. The participate in a system where money is just given to them with no work yet becoming a landlord is so hard that no one who dislikes landlords can figure out how to become one.
I must be one of those Schrodinger landlords because I lost money but I'm still hated for providing short term housing to people who don't want the commitment of buying a home.
by NipseyHustle March 14, 2023
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