When you put a used butter knife halfway over the rim of the sink just in case you might need it for another sandwich, but you never know.
Dude its 2 AM and your Schrödinger's Butter Knife could drop at any moment, hurry up with your snacks before mum and dad will kill us
by 1m1m0 March 10, 2024
Get the Schrödinger's Butter Knifemug. I placed a bet on that football match but until it's over it's Schrödinger's Cash
Alternative: Wow that deal looks amazing if I invest my money is stuck in Schrödinger's Cash!
Alternative: Wow that deal looks amazing if I invest my money is stuck in Schrödinger's Cash!
by Jurgen Flurgen October 16, 2018
Get the Schrödinger's Cashmug. The confidentiality of a specific set of political matters is in a state of superposition due to dishonest obfuscation until a politician or some elite in society honestly admits whether or not it is confidential.
The News Reporter said, "Sir, you claimed earlier that the meeting was not confidential, and now you claim that it is. You've regulated the confidentiality of the meeting into a state of schrödinger's confidentiality. Will you honestly claim which is which and cease this attempt at obscurantism, or will you continue to be obscurate?"
by Thought_Addict0 March 26, 2025
Get the Schrödinger's confidentialitymug. When a woman is both empowered and a victim until something happens and claims to be either at any given time, based on which benefits her the most
She's a textbook Schrödinger's feminist
What do you mean?
She claims she's empowered because she goes to work but then also claims she's a victim because she's not paid enough
What do you mean?
She claims she's empowered because she goes to work but then also claims she's a victim because she's not paid enough
by Bdjeidbrj July 12, 2024
Get the Schrödinger's feministmug. A quantum superposition wherein a piece of media (such as a film, television or streaming series, etc) is simultaneously "woke" and "not woke" until that piece of media is either a financial success or failure - at which point, whiney conservatives on the internet will label it "woke" if said media bombs and "not woke" if it succeeds, thereby resolving the superposition. This strategy handily allows them to maintain their delusional worldview and avoid acknowledging the reality that the majority of the population, progressive or otherwise, just isn't that bothered by, for example, a black woman in this or that Star Wars show.
Internet conservatives before the Mario movie came out: "The Mario movie's going to bomb because it's woke, Princess Peach is such a girlboss! gEt wOkE gO bRoKe!"
THE SAME internet conservatives after the Mario movie came out and made bank: "The Mario movie sold like gangbusters because it rejects woke, something something Chris Pratt!"
A normal person: "Schrödinger's Woke strikes again!"
THE SAME internet conservatives after the Mario movie came out and made bank: "The Mario movie sold like gangbusters because it rejects woke, something something Chris Pratt!"
A normal person: "Schrödinger's Woke strikes again!"
by ZackAkai July 11, 2024
Get the Schrödinger's Wokemug. In an argument, when one refuses to make a simple search for evidence of their claim; however, they demand that the opposition does so. This creates a paradoxical position in which their belief is true and, when confronted with facts, either remains true or is discovered to be false.
In the event that it is discovered to be false, a second paradox often occurs in which the claim remains true by way of continuing to state it despite the evidence.
In the event that it is discovered to be false, a second paradox often occurs in which the claim remains true by way of continuing to state it despite the evidence.
"Nobody has proven me wrong yet. Give me a source, I admit defeat. Don't, I stay right! Of course, I can obviously google for myself... but I have Schrödinger's evidence on my side!"
by WEGWEHQWE#HWRE July 22, 2022
Get the Schrödinger's evidencemug. A person who brings up an offensive topic and then bases if they were joking or not based of the other’s reaction
by 05-13 November 25, 2024
Get the Schrödinger’s doucebagmug.