scattalicious

to eat something with a slavour similar to feces

that shit's scattalicious

by Danyo February 19, 2003

Scatterogically

To speak scattered thoughts in a strategic manner

When Bob talked, he seemed to mumble all these words, but yet it made sense.

Yeah, he was talking scatterogically

by OfficeTalk November 4, 2008

scataracts

someone sitting on your face thinking they have to fart but instead shits in your eyes.

while scatfacing Jill lost her load causing my eyes to burn which now I have scataracts

by getusum July 8, 2010

scattledonk

to place ones bloody anal droppings upon the face of a German street woman.

man: "remove your scarf. i'm going to scattledonk you"

German street woman: "fo shiza"

by Adolf H. or A. Hitler July 12, 2011

Scatter-Talk

The way over medicated, caffienated, stressed, depressed, anxious, moms carry on a conversation....constantly changing subjects and over-talking others.

Hey, how are you? Kids good? Oops, dropped my keys. Do you feel crazy lately? Have you seen that story on CNN about increased ADD cases in children? Oh, gotta go, late. See ya. Sorry for the scatter-talk!

by karinda August 23, 2011

Scatharsis

The intense feeling of relief and cleansing when just having taken a massive dump after a prolonged unfullfilled need to shit.

Having not had the oportunity to poop all day, his recent toilet visit brought an intense scatharsis.

by Uncle Augie September 16, 2012

Scattergood Friends School

A quaker boarding school in west branch, lowa. "college prep, " manifested through over-scheduling students and assigning them copious amounts of homework, all while taking their phones at night and giving them a bedtime. Notorious for its student work program, which is a fantastic source of child labor that parents pay tuition for. Also notorious for its farm immersion program for the first month of the year, which includes even more child labor with some good-natured farm trivia sprinkled in. Led by an out-of-touch administration that gets away with being racist, transphobic, and homophobic, despite being a "progressive" school. Huge drug/alcohol problem - there's not a lot to do at a d-list boarding school in the middle of an lowan cornfield except develop a nicotine addiction from the jul you bribed some senior to buy you in lowa city. Students often transfer out at the end of the year (or even at semester), with few making it all four years. Only notable alumnus was a bolivian president that everyone in bolivia hated.

“why’s that get taken down?”
“because Scattergood Friends School doesn’t believe in freedom of speech”

by johnscattergood May 21, 2022