Liz and Samson

they make people laugh, they write stickers and stick them on their friends, they design cool shite, and they like it.

i woke up this morning with a "your ma's your da" sticker on my hat, "ah fuck,liz and samson"

by citybanger March 22, 2009

samsonite

Rectum, butthole, etc. Used to smuggle paraphernalia in prison.

Morgan Spurlock: In jail we would hide things up our sphincter.
Stephen Colbert: Oh yeah.. right up the old Samsonite..

by wetdirtmud August 30, 2006

samsonite

Baggage, slows you down. Impeding progress.

Brien is like samsonite yo! He's like luggage or some bad baggage.He's slowing me down.

by smitty 73 November 7, 2007

Samson

CRINGY obnoxious child, meme reker

You are such a samson

by nigelthenigel June 13, 2018

sansom

that fat kid who sit out side burger king eating a large burger in 2 bite,Who is stupid and thinks he is a melonhead.

omg can you see that fat sansom.

by cobby_gamer November 11, 2006

Samson

The dog as-seen in the GIF below. It is a really nice dog, with a deep voice. You need to look him up on youtube (Samson en Gert). It is dutch, but what do you care, right? It is a program for kids, the maker (gert) fucked all of the three members of a kids-girlband called K-3. It has nothing to do with the KKK.

A: I want a dog
B: You should take Samson, he's amazing

by YouknowwhoIamDavid March 1, 2017

Sarsour

A homosexual with a rather copious amount of chest hair, who usually enjoys a cleaveland steamer on said chest hair.

Man, I had to use up a whole roll of TP to wipe up after I hooked up with that sarsour.

by John Hartigan April 13, 2005