Sandy Hook

A sexual act in which a man or woman wets his or her fingers sticks them in sand to get them covered in sand then sticks the fingers in a woman's - vagina providing a sandpaper like effect for the woman.

I was on spring break down in sarasota, got pretty drunk and started having sex on the beach and totally sandy hooked this girl.

by Saucy Philippino March 15, 2009

Sandy Rose

Excrement adhering to the hairs around a badly wiped bottom. See also dangleberries n. or Winnits;

Oh dear, I seem to be suffering from a stubborn case of 'Sandy Rose'.

by Grand Ayatolla Systani May 18, 2006

Sandy Bridge

An occurrence when one goes to the beach and retains an abnormal amount of sand in the gooch area, usually causing pain or irritation.

I went surfing for five hours the other day and was rocking a sandy bridge all the way home" or "Just banged that chick on the beach, and now I've got a gnarly sandy bridge going on.

by fotchy March 4, 2011

Sandy Utah

A small town near Salt Lake City, with not a damn thing to do. Execpt snowboard.

dude, I was stuck in sandy utah all winter! I dont even snowboard.

Man, that must've sucked

by Bored127155 March 19, 2011

Sandy Walrus

When your screwing a girl on the beach you pull it out and stick it into the sand and drive it right back in her

I gave that whore the good old sandy walrus.

by Danielle LeClair March 1, 2009

sandy handy

Getting a sand paper hand-job till. Higher the grit, the better.

"Hey Ricky, would you rather get a sandy handy, or fuck a goat"?

by yardsale March 15, 2014

Sandy Trap

When a woman is extremely irritated or annoyed as if she may have sand in her pussy or "trap".

After watching your boy get chewed out by his old lady you might ask " Dude what's up with your girl ? She got a "Sandy Trap" ?

by d'sonyourchin September 22, 2009