colonel sander's surprise

a sexual act where a male inserts a drumstick of KFC Fried Chicken into a female's vagina while she is on her period. The male then takes the drumstick out of the woman's vagina and the drumstick appears bloody red from the vaginal discharge, hence "Colonel Sander's Surprise"

Leroy Carter was angry that Shaniqua didn't appreciate the fancy dinner he took her out to, so he stopped by KFC and later that evening, gave her a Colonel Sander's surprise!

by Dr Schmoo April 30, 2009

sandnegro

Polite way of saying sandnigger.

Look at that fuckin' raghead sandnegro!

by Gregg September 14, 2004

Bernie Sanders

prime meme material

person 1: "Hey man, did you see that new Bernie Sanders meme?"
person 2: "Idk there is too many to keep track of"

by fried.butter.on.a.stick January 29, 2021

Sander

To receive a handjob from a girl wearing rings.

Ow damn, I got a sander from Sarah yesterday, that shit hurt like hell

by -=RUCKER=- June 9, 2004

sadderall

The feelings of sadness, anxiety, and other negative emotions experienced when an amphetamine begins to wear off, either induced or amplified by the former stimulant. Can range from mild feelings of sadness/tiredness to more extreme lethargy, which the individual recognizes as not being part of his/her own natural thought patterns.

Basically the crash/comedown after taking adderall and other ADD meds.

M: Dude Jack gave me some addy this morning. At first it was great, I studied for like 6 hours straight AND cleaned my room! But around 5, I started to feel all sad and shit. This sucks.
J: Sounds like you've got a bad case of sadderall dude. I find the best cure to counteract the negative side effects is a nice fat bowl of ganj.

by p0pty0nYoF@c3 December 8, 2012

Sanders

He is the definition of boring and always stays in his room and studies. He never has any fun and his parents don’t help with that. he’s very fast but that doesn’t help with the boring like life he has.

omg sanders is so boring we need to send him to an amusement park

by mel (a true legend) October 28, 2019

Double Sanders

A sexual in act in which both partners stick their thumbs up each other's asses while having sex

I met this hot girl last night and we did the double sanders

by El guapo pescado October 15, 2008