Dirty Sanchez

It does not matter how you do it. It's a Fecal Mustache.

Jane likes to give head, but Dick likes to give a Dirty Sanchez.

by S.D.S April 19, 2006

GOLDEN SANCHEZ

A GOLDEN SANCHEZ IS WHEN YOU URINATE ON YOUR HAND AND THEN WIPE IT ON SOMEONES FACE.

STEVE PISSED ON HIS HANDS AND WIPED IT ON BRENTS FACE. I GAVE HIM A GOLDEN SANCHEZ

by THE LAKE GUY March 6, 2009

girly sanchez

Similar to the dirty sanchez... done by putting index finger into a girls stinky vagina and then drawing a mung-mustache on her upper lip with same finger.

Who gave me the girly sanchez while i was sleeping? My upper lip smells like my hand the morning after a good night in Tijuanna!

by magoomboo October 29, 2007

Samphex

(n) A colloquialism for an exceptionally unintelligent human being. Tends to try to be deep and thoughtful, but usually ends up sounding like an idiot. Can be found lurking and trolling forums.

"When I first heard that the Samphex was coming, I knew I had to brace for a low quality conversation--"

"HAI GUISE"

by Plokachu March 26, 2009

Filthy Sanchez

Much like the Dirty Sanchez but instead of sticking your fingers in her ass, u stick your fingers in your own ass and wipe it under her nose.

I got drunk with your mom and I gave her the Ole "Filthy Sanchez"!

by Trainwrek the Nomad October 2, 2018

Satcheled

1.When the whole community knows a man is packing more potatoes than meat.

2. fully clothed teabagging

1. After the lamest 3 minutes of her life it was obvious "Mr. Stud" was satcheled.

2. You know your in the wrong "gentlemen's club" when the doorman informs you they draw the line at being satcheled.

by assjacker253 August 5, 2009

satchel punch

When u punch a man in his genitals.

I am going to satchel punch you.

by Bear claw March 28, 2015