The act of slapping someone on the forehead with the bottom side of the head of your penis after facial ejaculation. The bottom side of your penis looks like the neck of a salmon, hence the term "salmon stamping".
by ladge123 October 6, 2012
Get the Salmon Stampmug. An overweight bulbous white male, who has pasty white skin with a pinkish hue, whose lip color matches his skin tone.
by Mitchellshost October 13, 2022
Get the salmon lipsmug. The act of putting a live salmon down the back of someone's pants, then yelling "SNEAKY SALMON SNEAKY SALMON" and dancing as they struggle. Yes, you will be held accountable if you are caught sneaky salmonning somebody.
by DatAMAZEBALLSHippoYAR! May 13, 2017
Get the Sneaky Salmonmug. When a man wants a woman to squirt on his oven baked salmon, before he can eat it. Eg. Like a condiment. Fetish.
by 9tea December 1, 2021
Get the salmon dressingmug. The act of depositing the live sperm and eggs of spawning salmon into the open mouth of one's victim while they are sleeping.
by Zack.Eric. December 15, 2011
Get the Arabian salmonmug. Verb. A Male, Who While During Intercourse, Spreads His Womans Naked Legs And Thrusts His Knee Into Her Crotch. Followed Up But Mass Ejaculation Into The Vagina.
by Sparkyyy2009 July 29, 2009
Get the Slammin The Salmonmug. A sexual act in which the male buys a fresh salmon from a local market and extracts the Omega 3 oil from the fish using various dental tools. He then uses an eyedropper to insert the oil down his urethra so when his partner catches his meat, he/she will be enriched with refined nutrients.
by Pussy M0nster August 30, 2015
Get the flashy salmonmug.