Sami

A man who lacks intelligence. Used as an insult when someone fucks up big time.

Dude you just cost us a game. What a Sami

by TaylorSwift696969 March 11, 2022

Sami

A Sami is smart funny fun and wise. If you have a Sami in your life keep her in it because she is the best thing ever

I love Sami

by Brendan the Musturd October 30, 2019

Samy

his nickname is sam ni san
he has a mullet
and is nhi's bf

APPARENTLY he has other gfs and sidechicks but its whatever its whatever its whatever

YEYAH SAMY

by Sam Ni San November 10, 2020

Sami Surprise

When a femboy prolapses his asshole, and the loosening of the ass causes absurd amounts of cum and shit to shoot out of the aforementioned asshole at Mach 10 but in such a way it boomerangs back into the asshole with this process repeating until either death or the asshole goes back inside

The Sami Surprise has been the cause of many premature femboy deaths

by AsianLongMan April 3, 2025

Salvation Sami

Salvations are natural alpha males. They have no need or desire to impress. Even just their presence is enough to make your girlfriend contemplate breaking up with you. Salvations are born to throw hands and are also born with three legs 👀. They are usually tall, brown and always ready to throw down. Nonetheless, they like keeping to themselves and enjoy their peace and quiet. So don't be mislead, or you'll meet his third leg.
They live by one saying,
#Try Jesus not me, cause I throw hands.

Salvation Sami is Handsome

by CzZuP November 23, 2021

Sami house

A metaphor used for people who complain about everything, despite being wealthy and happy in life.

Person 1: "Oh my life is terrible! everything sucks!"

Person 2: "Don't be stupid, you live in a Sami house."

by ohnomyroofleaking July 16, 2025

martin and sami

The most lovely persons ever. they are great and they look like a person. sami likes girls, more spesifically mercy aka his waifu. And martin is a random person who likes hanzo, he is a male but hanzo is his husbando (no gay, just a little)

i love potatoes

Martin and sami is just great.

by Hanzo Main #1 July 14, 2017