you were having a good night until you woke up in the morning with this limping swamp donkey next to you
by gav n nick March 14, 2006
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Get the Slack jawed swamp donkey mug.1. A mythical beast of lore and legend that is said to inhabit the backwood waterways of Northern Florida or Southern Georgia. Just as it sounds it is an ancient animal with long canine teeth that extend approximately 5 inches below its lower jaw line. It has the body of a donkey, but instead of hooves it has webbed feet, similar to a duck, which allow it to move quickly through the swamps and rivers it inhabits.
2. A sneaky drunk redneck that waits patiently on a branch that overhangs a river. As people carelessly paddle beneath him, he jumps from the branch and yells, "EHHH AWWW!!" as he splashes down near their canoe, doubtlessly knocking them into the water and making their children cry.
2. A sneaky drunk redneck that waits patiently on a branch that overhangs a river. As people carelessly paddle beneath him, he jumps from the branch and yells, "EHHH AWWW!!" as he splashes down near their canoe, doubtlessly knocking them into the water and making their children cry.
That was the sneakiest thing I've ever seen. That Sabretoothed Swamp Donkey dun jumped out that tree and flipped that fat bitch right in the water.
by Simple Soldier 81 June 19, 2009
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The Zambezi swamp donkey is found throughout society paining our eyes with their extreme need for facial reonstructive surgery.
They are the proverbial person who fell out of the ugly tree and hit every branch on the way down.... then climbed back up for another go.
See also Hippocrocodillaped
The Zambezi swamp donkey is found throughout society paining our eyes with their extreme need for facial reonstructive surgery.
They are the proverbial person who fell out of the ugly tree and hit every branch on the way down.... then climbed back up for another go.
See also Hippocrocodillaped
by Phill Howe December 27, 2007
Get the Zambizi Swamp-Donkey mug.An office employee who does nothing but sit all day and make grunts and groans. A smelly person who gets off their ass so infrequently they walk funny.
Good god that guy walks like an idiot.
Well I wish he would stay sitting down he wreeks but I can only smell it when he stands up. He needs to get washed with a damned fire hose. He is a damn bow legged swamp donkey.
Well I wish he would stay sitting down he wreeks but I can only smell it when he stands up. He needs to get washed with a damned fire hose. He is a damn bow legged swamp donkey.
by Come on meow November 28, 2014
Get the bow legged swamp donkey mug.Mongolian Swamp Donkey 1. What happens when you smell like a cheesey vagina and look like dog shit with rubber ballons in it. 2. A buck-tooth penis face that smells like your upper-lip. 3. What your Mom ate last night. (My COCK and BALLS, plus she swallowed!) 4. A cock face dick bandit! 5. Your the cock face dick bandit! 6. What I call your Mom after she sucks my COCK! 7. What I call you after your Mom sucks my COCK! 8. Something you say in a roasting. (Talking shit to eachother.)
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Mongolian Swap Donkey
by hoo-ah August 1, 2010
Get the Mongolian Swamp Donkey mug.when you eat too much fruit on the bottom yogurt and you can't make it to the bathroom and you shat yourself while in sunday school.
o look at Jim, i told him not to eat all that fruit on the bottom yogurt.
-Yep looks like he got a case of Mississippi swamp donkey, right in the middle of church!!
-Yep looks like he got a case of Mississippi swamp donkey, right in the middle of church!!
by beanballz February 27, 2010
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