Stand up

When a dude says something sexual about someone, say stand up to check if he has a boner

John: Dang bro she got a phat ass, I'd smash

Alexander: Bro, stand up

John:...

by silvermew101 March 14, 2019

Stahlhelm

The official term for the "German Helmet" or "Nazi Helmet". Stahl is the German word for steel, helm meaning helmet. It's design was based on the medival Sallet helmet. Since WWI, it's had a few different versions:
M16-Came about in 1916
M18-1918
M35-1935
M40-1940
and the M42-1942

German soldiers often wore stahlhelms to protect their heads from shrapnel.

by Thatoneguyisawesome June 29, 2011

Canadian stand-off

A Canadian stand-off is a situation where in which two or more individuals are are tryin to pass each other in a hallway or intersection, and when confronted with the question of who will move first or have the right of way all of the individuals refuse to move saying things such as "no you first." Or "by all means." In this situation every one is too polite for any action to take place.

Tom: you first

Jack: no no by all means you sir
5min later....
Jack: boy that sure was a Canadian stand-off.

by yack juan Carlos horski September 5, 2013

Hyman Memorial Stadium

A stadium located in the game Grand Theft Auto: Vice City. Rockstar named the building the Hyman Memorial Stadium as a sex joke, obviously enough. However it is unknown if the misspelling of hymen was intentional or not. Regardless, it's still funny the first time you see it.

The Hyman Memorial Stadium is located in the northeastern corner of Vice City, about 2 blocks east of the Downtown Ammunation. You should see a large concrete sign that reads "Hyman Memorial Stadium" in the grass.

by My name June 11, 2006

Muslim Stand-off

Similar to a quick draw, but with 2 Muslims. The first one to blow up wins.

"Heading down to the Muslim Stand-off! My money is on Abed!"

by screenhopper23 December 15, 2011

Man Stand

The act of balancing yourself only with your dick.

Frank looked like he was going to do some push-ups, but it turned out he was only doing a man stand.

by flooba December 6, 2012

one-night stand

Sexual activity with another person intended for one night only. (Derives from showbiz, a "one-off show". But also of course from the suggestion of a one-off erection, though the term is used by women as well as men as a candid description of "getting your rocks off" when a bit of no-strings fucking etc. was desired.

“I've never had a one-night stand because I've always been afraid that in the cold light of day, she'll wake up and think; "Oh my God! What the hell am I doing in bed with a stupid cunt like this?!”

by kofi May 14, 2003