squish mallow

They are the fucking spawn of Satan, they may look cute but DO NOT TRUST THEM

Squish mallows are fucking trash

by kaneki ken's wifu March 24, 2021

dumb squish

Someone who makes a careless mistake or blurts out something intelligent. Someone who speaks before thinking.

So johnny, I told her, "You're not FAT, you're just BIG!"

Danny, that's insulting you dumb squish!

by Maxabillion09 February 22, 2010

Squish

A person who is a source of great comfort and joy that you love a lot, wether you are with them in a relationship or not. This is somebody who you like to hug and sometimes get the urge to bite or squeeze them.

This is Jack, he is my squish.

by Cryptid.Twink January 28, 2023

BARNEY SQUISH-FACE!!!

so if you say barney squish face, that means you see a really cute and adorable puppy. like when I got my cockapoo puppy, I shouted BARNEY SQUISH-FACE!!! (btw its not I called it barney squish-face because my dog is called Barney, he is called bailey, he just looks like a Barney)

oh my goodness your dog is SO adorable and he looks like a Barney oh my goodness BARNEY SQUISH-FACE!!!

by Mila loves her golden cockapoo December 28, 2024

Squish

a super kawaii person who is just makes u want to squish their cheeks when u see them. When you see them it’s kinda like the same feeling of seeing an adorable puppy.

Person 1: *shows a picture of someone cute as*

Person 2: “Omfg he’s an ultimate squish”
Person 1: “IKR squish to the max”

by hotboysonly23 February 24, 2023

kitten squishing

Verb:

To teabag new born kittens still in their embriotic sacks.

Last night, I had so much fun kitten squishing.

by jacob dublubdub November 29, 2011

Squished Mosquito

The pressing of bare male genitalia against a pane of glass.

A man drops trow, and presses his penis and testicles up against a pane of glass. The squished appearance resembles that of a squished mosquito.

by BLUDVLZ June 13, 2013