crap slappers

A cats paws

That cat is kneading me with her crap slappers.

by Barry Beef September 1, 2011

willy slapper

A person who enjoys slapping his penis

Abe's cock is sore because he is a willy slapper.

by Love Monkey January 18, 2006

salmon slapper

When your fucking a female with a very loose vagina, and you start eating her out. Her vagina is so loose that it all falls out and slaps you right in the face.

Wow, that chicks vagina was so loose that i never even got to fuck her. She gave me a salmon slapper 2 minutes into when i was eating her out.

by GMoneySagHairs January 28, 2008

belly slapper

A MAN with a penis long enough & hard enough to SLAP against his own belly when doing a pelvic-thrust dance for his newest conquest.
makes a great sound , & can cause "pink-belly" if performed for extended periods

I saw Tepo doing a sick belly slapper routine for some "night-rider" on the net.

by Rondo Calarisian April 16, 2007

Turtle-slapper

An enemy from an alternate universe that is similar to one your nemeses but I’m color and not black and white.

“You Turtle-Slapper”, said Spider-Man Noir aka Nicholas Cage.

by TardisBuilder77 December 16, 2018

nerd slapper

an object which is (usually a ruler) used to slap cankles such as jessica

"man that cankle was asking for a spankering, so i got out my nerd slapper"

by cankleface April 4, 2008

Clam Slapper

The definition of a Clam Slapper is when two dykes in initiate vaginal rubbing.

An example of a Clam Slapper is any lesbian activity that occurs due to vaginas rubbing, smacking or clapping of any sort.

by Bluntman3456 January 18, 2011