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simp is a word used to call out usually a male for "simping" on a woman. The word simp means that the man is willing to do anything for the woman in exchange for their love and affection. This word is commonly miss-used so please use this word with the upmost of precaution.
random guy on the internet: "Please, @Addisonre, if you cheated on me I would say sorry!"

Everyone on the internet: "SIMP SIMP SIMP SIMP SIMP SIMP SIMP SIMP"
by tastypetrol June 18, 2020
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Mega Simp

A man who changes there snapchat bitmoji so that it matches with his girlfriend’s.
Damn Jack is such a mega simp.
by McNguyen June 14, 2020
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SIMCL

"Sitting In My Chair Laughing" This acronym relpaces 'ROFL'. because honestly who's really going to roll on the floor from laughter?
Stewie Griffin: Hey Brian! Brian!
Brian Griffin: What?
Stewie Griffin: Knock-knock
Brian Griffin: sigh Who's there?
Stewie Griffin: Your friend, Stewie. And he's always gonna be there for you!
{SIMCL}
by Alex/Jackie|Jackie/Alex August 21, 2008
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simp

A man who is a girls prison bitch

A man who puts himself under a girl
I heard that Allen kid is a simp because he asked to be on the bottom.
by sadpeen69 January 17, 2020
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simp pimp

A Simp Pimp, is someone who shamelessly accepts money, gifts, and favors from others who hold them in high regard. A Simp Pimp may have a small or large group of individuals who continuously shower them with valuables, gifts, money etc in hopes that the simp pimp will notice them, spend time with them, or sleep with them etc.

Much like a pimp extracts money from prostitutes, a simp pimp expects money from simps. It is a self aggrandizing term for people who openly abuse the generosity and kindness of "simps".

The simp pimp may acknowledge or give small rewards to the simps occasionally to lead them on, but will never actualize any meaningful relationship with a simp. Any simp who gains momentary acknowledgment through excessive gift giving is referred to as the "bottom bitch simp".

Common examples of simp pimps include: E-girls, cam-girls, strippers, and other sexy ladies who "get dummies for they money".
Nikki: Holy hell Megan, where'd you get all this money and fancy stuff?

Megan: My army of simps keeps giving me lots of valuable shit and doin favors for me, hoping that I give it up to them. I might if I feel like it, but I dunno, I'm waiting to see who my bottom bitch simp is.

Nikki: Damn Megan you're a savage AND a simp pimp!
by IrisGreene June 13, 2020
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Neil Cicierega Simp

The term Neil Cicierega simp is used for people who are overly obsessed with Neil Cicierega and his epic poggies gang.
Oh man I admire Neil so much!”
“Lmao freaking Neil Cicierega Simp”
by AscendingPhrog January 25, 2021
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Simic

if you have this as your last name, your fuckin awesome and well endowed
oh so your last name is simic..... i could of guessed by your awesome swag
by as24 October 14, 2009
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