shmeagal

To cut in line, or traffic. To hagle a price. shimy sneaky

"I am about to shmeagal into this parking spot."

by Celine Dizon October 20, 2008

Shmeal

It means whatever you want it to mean, it helps in a roast session

Nigga thats why you smell like shmeal fuck outta here

Nigga who tryna smoke some sh meal

Shmeal gang

Pull up on your shmeal with a ski mask

Bro I crossed that lil niggas ankles I took his shmeals

by BootyGangDisciple March 20, 2018

dick sheath

1) a girl, mostly hot ones, you have already had or just want to have sex with.
2) the above, sometimes in a derogatory context.

Jessica is so hot. She's kind of dumb, not a good girlfriend, but she makes a damn fine dick sheath.

by ammali September 30, 2009

Sheath

adj: Describes a particularly shiny and soft head of hair.

Arul: Your sheath is looking prime today.
Laura: Gee, thanks! I washed it last night!

Maddy: Do you think I should cut my hair?
Laura: No leave it as it is, it's such a sheath!

by lozenge March 31, 2013

shmeltz

A redheaded vagrant often found in 1) dumpsters, 2)a cardboard box on the corner of sheridan rd, 3) Miami Beach. Creator of the fudgelito. Originally hails from boo city, iowa, where he was raised by rufus.

Dude, shmeltz hasn't fucking showered in 3 days. Amazing.

by Shaft January 25, 2004

shmeetard

a incubus loving, beach going, mindless self indugence eating, sandal wearing, day dreaming, currupt, skanking, pool sharking, shroom loving person. A.K.A shmee, shmeeshroom, casey, kateyraidy, caseyrae. this person is trippy as shit. will out surf your whole family. will kick your ass into next year. then find you and love you till your better. sometimes says things that makes no sense on the outside, but with further inspection makes all the sense in the world.

there is only 1 shmeetard. she is her own example.

by conneeeeeer August 25, 2008

schmeat

Schmeat is faux meat from soy or gluten sources. Soy meats include veggie versions of beef, pork, chicken and turkey.

I made a pizza with pepperoni schmeat. I can make a club sandwich exclusively from schmeats: veggie ham, veggie turkey, veggie bacon and veggie salami topped with soy cheese!

by nycisme February 2, 2014