shlong

penis

jackson came on my shlong

by chxikwn May 8, 2019

shlong

A long skinny DICKKK

ayyy look that boy has a shlong

by bukdfkguvdkubvls May 31, 2019

Shlong

Short and long depending on variables.

My cat has a shlong dick!

by TheManHymnself March 21, 2019

shlong

when you yeet something far away

shlong me that water bottle

by yanren April 1, 2019

Shlong

male sexual genitalia, which is absaloutly enormous in every which way, length and diameter, like a human elephant penis.

Did you here... Andy's got an absolutely enormous shlong of a penis.

Coh I know it's massive.

by Holyfuckingwillisboi May 22, 2018

Shlong

Look up love me long time

My shlong is long

by Greased up def guy April 22, 2018

Gong your shlong

Beating your meat, jacking off, playing with the old garden hose. Masturbate.

Sometimes after a long day you just gotta gong your shlong.

by iamanthonydean November 18, 2020