heat seeking bitch

A bitch who goes out of his/her way to inflict their bitchery upon you.

Wow, have you seen Angela from "The Office?" She is such a heat seeking bitch

by brathaniel_milkington February 21, 2018

Attention seeking

Someone who has too much time on their hands so they decide to talk about them or do dumb shit to get people to look at them or talk about them, usually named Kiever, typically with 0-2 friends. They are willing to do everything for attention, like ruin friendships, spread rumors, start tantrums, post depressing Instagram stories and Tiktoks, etc.

These attention seekers are normally fat, hoeless, hideous, antisocial fatherless children.

Person 1: Kiever is soy annoying, he always wants to start problems.
Person 2: Ikr, he's always Attention seeking.

by Loco9888 November 28, 2021

Seeking Relevancy

The act of creating or sharing superficial, overextended, or tenuously linked content—often on social platforms like LinkedIn—with the primary intention of maintaining visibility, validating one's expertise, or garnering social or professional advantage, rather than contributing meaningful insight or value.

"His post about how 'Monday morning coffee relates to leadership' was a blatant example of seeking relevancy."
"She's always seeking relevancy by tying buzzwords into every post, regardless of the topic's actual relevance to her field."

by CorporateClown December 6, 2024

sheet seeking missile

An accidental nocturnal bowel movement

Waking up the morning after a debauched night out with one of her old clients from the strip club, the girl was dismayed to find she had inadvertently destroyed her bed with a sheet seeking missile

by MrPlatypus80 March 2, 2017

vehicle hide and seek

Large scale hide and seek but with vehicles and the whole city is the boundary

"We should play some vehicle hide and seek tonight"

by Munrokr May 26, 2014

Elephant Bukkake hide and seek

During a visit to Africa, you find yourself being pursued by a local tribe. In a desperate attempt to hide, you stumble upon a group of elephants and decide to seek refuge by climbing into the female elephant's reproductive tract. However, while inside, the female elephant is mounted by a male elephant. The mating process occurs, with the male elephant ejaculating inside. Just as you think it's over, another male elephant approaches and repeats the process multiple times. The situation becomes overwhelming as there is an excessive amount of elephant semen. Eventually, the ordeal comes to an end and you manage to escape.

He was drenched in buckets of elephant semen during an elephant bukkake hide and seek.

by Smells like trout July 8, 2024

Seek

Entity from the roblox game “doors” who has an epic chase sequence that occurs twice in the game.

Damn, the seek chase has the best music.

by amogus mcsusface February 16, 2023