Scruncher

Someone who scrunches their toilet paper up into a ball before they wipe after a number 2 (as oppose to folding / layering the toilet paper) - a questionable individual with low standards of how they conduct themselves in life.

e.g "ew fuck that guy, he seems like a scruncher"

by leelee06 June 2, 2018

scrunch

Noun: A real hot chick

Verb: to pick up a real hot chick

Noun- that girl is such a scrunch!

Verb: let's go scrunching

by djstatus June 7, 2009

Crunchies

Bruxism, or severe grinding of the jaw when under the influence of MDMA.

Matt: "How you feelin? You rollin'?
Chelsea: "Yeahhh...I have the crunchies bad!"

by Oobatzz March 6, 2010

scrundies

think dirty,filthy underwear

then drag them through a pile of shit

and bake them

they're scrundies

dude, look what i found, some kick-ass scrundies, Don't wedgie me, I'm wearing scrundies!!!

by voima May 29, 2009

Catholic Crunchies

A derogatory name for a bible basher.

My school is full of Catholic Crunchies.

by stupidgothgirl July 14, 2006

Scrunch

The combination of a scratch and a punch. A scratch- punch.

Beth kept scrunching and scrunching and scrunching Grace all day on her arm because she could.

by FRP July 7, 2010

crunchie

A sound made instead of laughter. The sound is a crackling noise and is usually accompanied with a fist over the mouth. It is key to identifying a proper runaway laugh.

LeCharles was so amused when Quafonda spilt her red drink, that his crunchie could be heard all throughout Circuit City from the break room.

by P. Heifner & S. Hardy October 15, 2008