Guy#1: Man I used the theory of screwed to correct my sleep scedual.
Guy#2: man I should probally try that too!
Guy#2: man I should probally try that too!
by Hoimates1 August 11, 2021
1. Electric terminals connected by a screw facet.
2. A term used when you feel anger as if you were saying "screw you".
2. A term used when you feel anger as if you were saying "screw you".
Lex:"I can't believe you did this to her Mark, how could you treat Madeline that way?"
Mark: "Screw terminals!"
Mark: "Screw terminals!"
by A baka. May 10, 2016
The action of putting your index finger up somebody’s butt hole and spinning them round similar to how you would with a basketball
by Thekidriddler69 August 29, 2021
Using submission techniques on your partner during sex. Screw-jitsu is frequently employed to facilitate unhindered getaway after sex, to spice things up, or just for practicing techniques.
Brian: Where's your wife?
Scott: Sleeping upstairs.
Brian: During your party?
Scott: She was giving me birthday head and I put her in a triangle. Maybe I should have let up before she went out. She didn't tap out...
Brian: Well she should know the rules of screw-jitsu by now.
Scott: Sleeping upstairs.
Brian: During your party?
Scott: She was giving me birthday head and I put her in a triangle. Maybe I should have let up before she went out. She didn't tap out...
Brian: Well she should know the rules of screw-jitsu by now.
by dr. dave js October 07, 2011
by Madaboutmoos October 20, 2017
Lou: I just found out that my girlfriend cheated on me with the guy that stole my identity.
Steve: Dude, you got porn screwed.
Steve: Dude, you got porn screwed.
by Karly & Emmy July 07, 2008
by Motorhead October 15, 2011