Screw-jitsu

Using submission techniques on your partner during sex. Screw-jitsu is frequently employed to facilitate unhindered getaway after sex, to spice things up, or just for practicing techniques.

Brian: Where's your wife?

Scott: Sleeping upstairs.

Brian: During your party?

Scott: She was giving me birthday head and I put her in a triangle. Maybe I should have let up before she went out. She didn't tap out...

Brian: Well she should know the rules of screw-jitsu by now.

by dr. dave js October 7, 2011

grub screw

Going home for lunch and having sex instead of your grub aka food

Did you go home for a grub screw

by Madaboutmoos October 25, 2017

screw terminals

1. Electric terminals connected by a screw facet.
2. A term used when you feel anger as if you were saying "screw you".

Lex:"I can't believe you did this to her Mark, how could you treat Madeline that way?"

Mark: "Screw terminals!"

by A baka. May 11, 2016

Screw finger

The action of putting your index finger up somebody’s butt hole and spinning them round similar to how you would with a basketball

Hey man, did you see that kid!? He got the screw finger dog!

by Thekidriddler69 August 29, 2021

theory of screwed

the theory of screwed

definition: when you mess something up so bad it goes back to normal

Guy#1: Man I used the theory of screwed to correct my sleep scedual.

Guy#2: man I should probally try that too!

by Hoimates1 August 11, 2021

porn screwed

The act of getting really and explicitly fucked over.

Lou: I just found out that my girlfriend cheated on me with the guy that stole my identity.

Steve: Dude, you got porn screwed.

by Karly & Emmy July 6, 2008

Screwing the pooch

Nice way of saying "fucking the dog". Wasting time while on the clock.

I don't get much work done on Fridays, because I spend most of the day screwing the pooch.

by Motorhead October 16, 2011