scorpion snitch

A person who snitches on another person for free, for no apparent reason, for no personal gains, inherently, or for what seems to be of their nature.

Without being asked...

Mary: Mom! Sue stole candy from the store!

Sue: Shut up Mary! You are such a scorpion snitch!

by Nepo NFW March 4, 2020

Scorpiosexual

A sexuality in which someone is romantically attracted to that of the zodiac sign Scorpio.

I am Scorpiosexual and proud!

No, you’re just a 9 year old.

by bobrosscool September 27, 2021

scorpion76011

A code name for someone that is making no sense at all similar to police number codes. someone that is saying something so outrageous that they can’t be classified as just being weird or strange.

“Did you understand what Steve was saying last night?”

“No he was being a real scorpion76011”

by Th69th May 7, 2022

Scorpion Hand

The act of getting your jollies off by purposely touching the spines of a lion fish and going totally limp with paralysis underwater creating a psudo-euphoric and dreamlike state similar to autoerotic asphyxiation.

Hey Randy, we don’t have time for scorpion hand tonight man. We have to see the ostracods.

by Ostracoddles May 8, 2022

Scorpion

A prank to play on an unsuspecting male friend. When they least expect it, you silently approach them from behind, and thrust your entire arm through their legs and reach up towards their face, thus cradling their junk with your bicep. At the same time, you must yell "Scorpion!", and watch as they freak out.

I gave Josh the Scorpion, and he totally wigged out and jumped 3 feet in the air.

by bbf August 1, 2007

scorpion women

The person who married the scorpion king, ie scorpion woman marrys the scorpion man ect..the rock from the mummy returns.

i saw the rock embracing his scorpion women, and it kind of made me sad that i had to kill him to regain control of anubus's army of the dead

by Master Apps September 6, 2005

scorpion rules fisticuffs

A form of fisticuffs, perfected early in the new millennium by Master Salty. This form of fisticuffs is done by forming the hands in fists and curling the arms to the face, with the back of the hand facing your opponent. To strike, one must fling their hands toward the enemy (still facing them with the back of them) and hitting with the back side of the knuckles, much like a scorpion. This is done until one fighter submits.

Jim: Dude, how could you ask her out? I like her!
Bob: Well, I like her too...
Jim: only one way to settle this..
Bob: huh?
Jim: SCORPION RULES FISTICUFFS!!
Bob: WTF?!
*Jim strikes Bob many times*
Jim: It is decided! She Shall be mine!
Bob: WTF?!

by Patrick Earley July 7, 2008