sweat sandwich

When you and your partner engage in nude sexual activity and it gets so hot that your sweat acts as an adhesive and sticks your bodies together.

Dude, my girlfriend and i made the biggest sweat sandwich ever last night! i could barely move!

by sowwy daddy May 4, 2011

Cookie Sandwich

A mouthwatering chocolate desert hand crafted and designed by a very influential mind of our time. The desert consists of two soft cookies 'sandwiched' together around a decadent layer of French Vanilla ice cream. The desert embodies a sense of innovation and passion and is typically eaten by those with exquisite taste. Although many have considered even the the idea of the dessert to be horrific, it's creator insists that this is not the case.

Mmmm, this Cookie Sandwich is clearly far superior to many other common deserts including: Nutella on Pizza, and Strawberry Jam with Cheesecake.

by Lawrence Cookie Lover June 12, 2015

Lip Sandwich

When someone gets chewed out. Can be used to describe a one-sided argument or scolding.

Beth's dad gave her a lip sandwich when she came home after curfew.

by Grace Bowman November 29, 2016

open sandwich

An imposter in the sandwich world. Basically a peice of toast or bread used to sit meat, cheese or salads on, but not closed off with another bit of bread, therefore not qualifying as a sandwich.

Tony: "what the fuck is that shit"
Shaun: " it's an open sandwich, want a bite?"
Tony: " fuck no! Get that shit out of my house before the Earl of Sandwich comes from his grave to kill you!"

by Ifmichaelbaywasawarhero August 31, 2017

Salad Sandwich

Someone who is not that bright and lacks a lot mentally. Unsure of their surroundings anywhere they go and always ends up in a bin

Look at that guy with the tinfoil hat he's a right salad sandwich

by Crazysteve July 28, 2016

Sandwich Defense

Placing a sandwich or other piece of large food in one's mouth to block undesired advances by an interested guy or girl

He was coming at me with determination, so I used the sandwich defense to block his attempt to make out

by Hmmmmmmmmm12345 June 16, 2010

upsidedown sandwich

1. A thing or situation that is unimportant, but when it is performed incorrectly, it is disturbing to the viewer.

2. Doing something the wrong way, when there is no right or wrong way.

Comes from resting a hamburger on a bun upsidedown after taking a bite.

Hanging the toilet paper the wrong way is like an upsidedown sandwich to Bill.

by rpetras May 14, 2008