El Piglet Royal

A weasly Puerto Rican who burns co-workers in hopes of making himself look better in the eyes of his boss.

El Piglet Royal tried to set everyone in the shop up by throwing the tapes away, then lying about it.

by One of the wronged June 28, 2003

Royal Hunt

An amazing symphonic metal band featuring genius André Andersen who can play any and every instrument known to man (and some that aren't) as well as compose and write lyrics.

The song 'Break Your Chains, from Royal Hunt's newest album Paper Blood, includes some piano sections that make the next best piano player sound like a quadrapalegic retard with no hands.

by CrackerComp April 3, 2006

royal idiot

n someone who is so stupid that they defy your expectations of stupidity;
someone who digs himself into a hole until he's left making pitiful excuses
that make no sense; someone who can't remember what the truth is so he twists it
around and makes it worse than it really should be.

"that guy is a royal idiot."

by wiggensnorf December 23, 2008

Royally screwed

As the name suggests, it is when someone gets completely owned, royally meaning they fucked up on a large scale. A good example is in heist or psychological movies such as now you see me or oceans 11.

Man 1: Dude did you see oceans 11?
Man 2: No, why?
Man 1: The casino owner got royally screwed.

by Thelegitimatewin February 16, 2015

Fortnite Battle Royale

Garbage, Trash, Should Uninstall

Friend: ¨Hey wanna play some Fortnite Battle Royale?
Me: no because I actually play good games
No-Longer friend: -Plays Fortnite anyway
(No-Longer friend was never loved because he decided to play fortnite)

by GrandmaNug December 2, 2020

Royal Poop

When trumpeting farts precedes the arrival of a bowel movement as in a royal procession.

friend: that was a lot of noise and fanfare in the bathroom.
you: yeah, i had a royal poop.
friend: what?!
you: i made a huge fart which sounded like trumpets announcing the arrival of my royal poop. HAHA!
friend: oh, sorry i asked >.<

by tripleneo January 23, 2013

royal maknae

Lalisa (Lisa) Manoban, the main dancer and subvocalist of the south Korean girlband BLACKPINK. Being the maknae of the group people refer to Lisa as the royal maknae.

Lisa is the royal maknae

by Jendeukie April 24, 2019