Dutch Router

when you grab your penis and have someone work your arm as if they were jerking you off but they dont touch your penis

You wanna give me a dutch router?

by Bixer February 22, 2009

roner

A boner one attains while riding off road. Very common for wildland firefighters who must travel rutted logging and desert roads.

"This road is so rough I have a roner."

by MDMF March 28, 2009

Rooter's Law

A series or an event where jokingly something bad happens, actually does.

Having poor luck, but enjoying the outcome of the event.

Having the universe after you; trying to bring you down.

Lauren: "lets go to NYC today, since it's so nice out!"

(as soon as they arrive to NYC a hurricane rips through)

Brittany: that's definitely Rooter's Law... oh well, wanna dance?

by Brii Holley December 21, 2008

Roster bitch

A bitch amoungst many other bitches on your roster of girls to smash.

I wonder which Roster bitch I should have tonight? Monica or Ashley?

by Blkwidowblkheart December 1, 2014

rotter

a word you use to describe someone who’s amazing, funny, kind, and just plain fucking awesome

person 1: she’s really nice! what’s her name??
person 2: that’s mayah mothafuckin rotter

by moogdk February 14, 2018

Vivo Router

The best router on the World of Games and Internet

Vivo Router

by Daniel176 May 25, 2021

The Internet Ranter

A 13.5 year old racist hypocrite who doesn't understand the difference between opinions and cyber-bullying and makes fun of autistic people. He yells his retarded voice into his microphone and calls that *mature*. In other words, he's a hypocritical rip-off of I Hate Everything and LeafyIsHere.

"The Internet Ranter is an ass-hole!" ,"The Internet Ranter is a disgusting pervert towards TheMajesticMelon555.", "Yeah, nobody likes The Internet Ranter."

by theidiot555 February 11, 2017