Religion

the idea of worshiping some magical space alien

all praise giant space baby of our religion

by the man with a name May 17, 2018

Religion

"An organized panic about death" - Dylan Moran, Irish comedian

Largely centers around the fetishistic worship of an invisible sky fairy, who will send you to be tortured for all eternity unless you love him/her/it. Apparently gives free licence for child abuse, war and acts of terrorism, as well as being an insufferable bore at dinner parties.

Having studied world religions for three years as an undergraduate, I personally conclude religion to be an organized panic about death. I would have had an equally productive time conversing with a paranoid schizophrenic, and it wouldn't have cost as much.

by Kolltomnus June 1, 2020

religion

Religion is the sigh of the oppressed creature, the heart of a heartless world, & the soul of soulless conditions. It is the opium of the people.

by Karl Marx August 13, 2003

religion

the biggest load of bullshit EVER. something that stupid fuckers follow with NO LOGIC because they are scared of life and death and they like to be assholes to anyone who disagrees with them

Religious fag: hey wanna waste your life and lie to yourself?
Me: fuck no i hate religion
Religious fag: your going to hell!

by Matt the metal head March 25, 2008

religion

The belief in a higher power. In practice, can be used to instill a moral nature in a people, but when misused is more dangerous than nuclear power.

example: Christianity, Islam, Buddhism, Atheism, etc.

"Religion is the problem, not the solution."

"Religion helped me discover myself."

by spoonie g June 30, 2004

religion

Its what GAWD used to get Jesus, his only son, to DiE liKe A MAn, on the cROsS oF CruCIfiCtIOn....

..."But Pop, I'm gettin' all this pussy and I would really rather not die now. Whats that? You say its for religion, well dang, why didn't you just say so. Sunday cool for you?"

by CunningLinguist January 5, 2005

religion

A great excuse to get gifts on the holidays; A joke.

Religion: keeping people in line for over 2000 years.

by Zak November 15, 2003