riding the whale

Engaging in sexual intercourse with an woman of considerable size.

John: You know how your sister is a little on the hefty side?
Chad: Yeah, why?
John: Consider me Ishmael.
Eric: You've been riding the whale?!

by Ortis Penbottom September 19, 2009

Riding The Mud Saddle

When explosive diarrhea hits without warning and at the most inopportune time and causes an individual to shit their pants (one must be wearing pants). The Mud Saddle is created when the loose stool flows from the anus and runs down the inside of each pant leg to approximately the knee or slightly above the knee level. The wet shit soaks through the pants 1/4 to 1/2 of the way around the front and back of each pant leg as well. This wet, brown mess is visible from the front and from the back and gives the appearance of a brown riding saddle. One is considered to be Riding the Mud Saddle until such time that they are able to reach a place of privacy to remove their pants, clean up and put on new apparel. Generally, pants that have had a Mud Saddle created on them are disposed of and are not reused.

Harvey left for his lunch hour and decided that some extra hot and spicy Thai food would be a good choice for lunch that day. While the food was great, it did not mix with Harvey and while walking back to the office, he suffered a biblical perportioned assplosion and ended up Riding The Mud Saddle all the way back to his desk to get his keys and back out of the office to get to his car. The Mud Saddle ride in teh car was a wet one all the way home. Harvey was the talk of the office for days.

by Eaton Holgoode April 19, 2014

Riding St. George

An older definition of missionary sex with the woman on top.

"He had always preferred doggystyle, but his wife had always enjoyed Riding St.George."

by Dan St.George August 3, 2005

ass raiding commando

Some kind of homosex type who put a deeg in a buttock

What are you...some kind of ass raiding commando

by Cangh Jui May 18, 2003

Riding the Pony Express

The stage when you masturbate, so that you are at the highest peek of satisfaction, you move your pelvis in a back-and-forth like you are riding a horse.

Last night, I was riding the pony express. It felt so good. Until, that is, my friend barged in on me and forced me to dismount.

by Your Mother's Girlfriend July 22, 2009

riding bitch

A person riding between the driver and passenger in a pickup truck. Generally an uncomfortable position in the cab, hence the name.

"Damn, I'm not riding bitch again."

by x January 22, 2003

riding his jock

1) ingratiating oneself to another person; "kissing up" to someone; kissing ass, "sucking up" to someone, sweating them; brownnosing

2) To speak overly and/or undseservingly well of someone; fawning, gushing, starry-eyed

"Man, ever since Joey got that job working door at the new club, I can't stand to be around him if Angela comes by! She riding his jock so damn hard I want to puke!"

"My history teacher loves President Bush. You should hear him riding his jock."

by rysedk December 24, 2008