Redbox

The name given to a girl who allows herself to be fingered or fucked while on her period. In some case she leaves traces of blood on her partners fingers and/or penis (i.e.- initials J.C.)

J.C., what's on your fingers? I don't know. Oh shit, the damn Redbox struck again.

by Chester McAllister September 15, 2009

When the Red Sox win a World Series

A slightly rude way of saying "never."

Boy: You wanna go ou with me?
Girl: When the Red Sox win a World Series.

by mezzogal August 28, 2012

Red Sox-Yankees Rivalry

you are a fucking moron. at least 39 times the red sox have not had a better team than the yankees and many more times. and many more times in the future will the yankees have the better team starting with 2005.

the red sox are in agony again (hehe) as the yankees are celebrating yet another world championship.

by get your story straight June 27, 2005

Red Sox

A team I actually like, along with the Yankees. However, I like the Yankees more. Want to know why? The Red Sox fans are sauntering around, saying the Yankees suck, while they've won the first World Series since 19-freaking-18. Face it guys, the Yankees are better than you. At least for now. If you keep winning the World Series, you'll be the better team. But you haven't truly proven yourselves yet. Yankees are out of your league.

Mazel tov for the win in 2004, though. I was rooting for you.

by alb March 3, 2005

red sox

a loser,prick, cock sucking bitch, the worst insult u can eva call sumbody

Person 1: OMG, i hate u so much! ur a... ur a... ur a red sox!!!
Person 2: WHAT??!!! o no u didnt!
CROWD: OOOOOOOOO!!!!!

by pimp daddy dollars October 24, 2004

Red Sox

Hey cockbites, a fan has exactly this much effect on whether a team wins or loses: 0%. So why the fuck would you brag about "your" team beating "his" team? Unless you're ON the team, you can just put that dick back in your mouth and get a better hobby.

OMG the red sox won WE RULE

good job faggot, you rooted for the same team for 80 years and they finally won, you accomplished nothing.

by IEATLIVEPUPPIES April 21, 2005

Red Sox-Yankees Rivalry

The most overrated rivalry in sports. No one outside the northeast U.S. gives a shit about it, in fact we're sick and tired of hearing about it.

Here's a list of better active sports rivalries, in no particular order:

North Carolina vs. Duke
Ohio State vs. Michigan
Redskins vs. Cowboys (Bears vs. Packers is overrated)
Maple Leafs vs. Canadiens
Barcelona vs. Real Madrid

and that's just one per major sport. If one wanted to go into more than one per sport, go into the past, and dig through other sports, one could bring up much better rivalries like Ali vs. Frazier, Lakers vs. Celtics, Brazil vs. Argentina, I could go on forever...

Red Sox-Yankees Rivalry is a media creation from obnoxious New Yorkers who think the world revolves around them.

by protro August 24, 2006