Reach for my holster

When you catch someone make a mistake

I couldn’t reach for my holster and correct him.

by OhMyLord911 June 5, 2019

kentucky reach around

When your boss fucks you but is courteous enough to pay you time and a half.

My boss gave me the old Kentucky reach around last night.

by The Last Canadian Hero September 13, 2017

Bladed Reach Around

The act of cutting ones genitals off with a knife.

The phrase first appeared in Song Reader: the musical

"If you don't pay me by the end of the week, I'll give you one of my bladed reach around specials."

by Yuri Andropov July 21, 2016

awkward reach around

when attempting to give someone a reach around you miss their crotch causing you to peek under them to help reposition your hand thus causing you to lose balance and fall over causing you to spooge on yourself.
awkward reach around

GF-yeah i was with jake last night and when he was giving me anal he pulled an awkward reach around and jizzed all over his own face.

Freind-laughs*

GF- STFU

by IHateYouAllll July 10, 2010

Cupcake Reach Around

During anal sex, the party in the rear with ether hand will reach between both parties' legs and take hold of the other party's genitals, pulls backwards while thrusting.

Does this cupcake reach around cum with icing?

by bferon August 4, 2009

reach around ranger

when you are ramming someone up the ass, while reaching around and jacking them off.

that fucker is suck a reach around ranger.

by iamnotareacharoundranger December 9, 2008

Alexandria reach-around

An unintentional, incestual act that occurs while sleeping next to a relative.

Due to lack of sleeping accommodations, the Alexandria reach-around I received from my brother caused obvious tension the following day.

by salsacc February 15, 2020