The Jason Reach-Around

When you annoy a Quirky, Gay, Dumbass, White kid who is the son of a cop and thinks he's a badass. And he ends up grabbing your balls to make you stop

I annoyed Jason with a flashlight so he pulled The Jason Reach-Around to try and take it away. Needless to say, I felt violated

by 07042016 July 3, 2016

I got reach

Saying you have a ginormous penis without so profane or being a pervert.

Jason: Dont want to brag but I got reach!

Matteo: Wow! Can i see!?

by Chiludon June 1, 2022

Bladed Reach Around

The act of cutting ones genitals off with a knife.

The phrase first appeared in Song Reader: the musical

"If you don't pay me by the end of the week, I'll give you one of my bladed reach around specials."

by Yuri Andropov July 21, 2016

awkward reach around

when attempting to give someone a reach around you miss their crotch causing you to peek under them to help reposition your hand thus causing you to lose balance and fall over causing you to spooge on yourself.
awkward reach around

GF-yeah i was with jake last night and when he was giving me anal he pulled an awkward reach around and jizzed all over his own face.

Freind-laughs*

GF- STFU

by IHateYouAllll July 10, 2010

Cupcake Reach Around

During anal sex, the party in the rear with ether hand will reach between both parties' legs and take hold of the other party's genitals, pulls backwards while thrusting.

Does this cupcake reach around cum with icing?

by bferon August 4, 2009

reach around ranger

when you are ramming someone up the ass, while reaching around and jacking them off.

that fucker is suck a reach around ranger.

by iamnotareacharoundranger December 9, 2008

redbox and reach around

Redbox and reach around is a dated yet similar situation such as Netflix and chill. You will most likely not be watching a Redbox and the reach around may or may not be extremely unsatisfying.

Mason: Hey Titus, sup?
Titus: Nothin' much man, redbox and reach around tonight, or nah?
Mason: Uhh, yeah?

by Cuddlesworth December 2, 2015