Respect The Pouch

What the omnipresent Capri Sun would say when he is going to kill you.

RESPECT THE POUCH. RESPECT IT.

by ColombianJerk September 3, 2019

respectable-degenerate

A person with multiple personalities; a professional/respectable persona as well as a wild and extreme persona. This person has mastered the ability to know when and where to display each. With some people they are respectable and professional, with others they are hard-partying and raucous.

Respectable-degenerates tend to show both personalities, only to other respectable-degenerates.

Gates is so smooth that many people think he is a total gentleman. We see him on nights out and on vacation. We know he is a complete respectable-degenerate.

My boss and I were out all night at the bars last night. Today we are both in the office looking fresh. Everyone in the office thinks we are totally professional, only the two of us know just to what extent we are both respectable-degenerates.

by MrMeanwhile May 29, 2018

False respect

When somebody tries to make it seem like they respect somebody they don't really respect to get them to do something they want them to do (to get the best of somebody). Not everybody will pretend to respect somebody, but a lot of people will.

Lucky for you, you never needed the guy's false respect (or true respect) to keep going.

by Solid Mantis May 16, 2021

Respectful Pervert

Someone who enjoys dirty things such as dirty jokes, Wattpad, porn, etc., but does not cross boundaries and makes sure people are not uncomfortable with their sexual tendencies. A respectful pervert doesn't take advantage of people or look under skirts and stuff like many derogatory perverts, but instead just enjoys their own dirty lifestyles and fantasies.

Someone: Bro your such a perv
Me: I'm a respectful pervert. Don't get it mixed up.

by Gojos_Main_Hoe September 22, 2022

Gained respect

Gained respect can also become lost respect, just like gained trust can become lost trust.

Gained respect isn't a guarantee that the respect will last forever for anybody, male or female. In a movie, it makes a happy ending, but in reality, things fluctuate a bit more.

by The Original Agahnim September 24, 2021

cereal respect

Respecting someones choices surrounding breakfast cereal.

"Bro, you like soggy cereal? I lost all cereal respect for you...."

by petrot August 25, 2022

wildin for respect

To be doing the most or doing to little

Tito gave me my flower (bud) in a sandwich bag he was "wildin for respect"

by Yoko okno February 4, 2021