riding the crimson wave

When a woman is on her period.

Man, I hate riding the crimson wave. I get so bloated. . .

by Synthetikax May 19, 2007

riding asian style

When there is no one sitting in the passenger seat, but there are people riding in the back seats.

Originates from the bay area, where asian people for some reason never fill that front seat...

Ok someone jump up here, were not riding asian style!!!

by The Architect January 22, 2006

Riding on a Dolphin

The act of riding on a dolphin doing flips and shit, splashing and getting everybody all wet.

I'm riding on a dolphin, doing flips and shit
The dolphin's splashing, getting everybody all wet
But this ain't Seaworld, this is real as it gets
I'm on a boat, motherfucker, don't you ever forget

by big al 16 June 29, 2009

riding the train

Two men, One woman, Woman in the middle of the two men interconnected by penile insertion, one male into the vagina or rectal cavity, one male in the mouth of the woman. Likeness the links of a train.

"She was riding the train last night."

"We pulled a train last night"

by megapurt March 20, 2007

riding the whale

Engaging in sexual intercourse with an woman of considerable size.

John: You know how your sister is a little on the hefty side?
Chad: Yeah, why?
John: Consider me Ishmael.
Eric: You've been riding the whale?!

by Ortis Penbottom September 19, 2009

Riding The Mud Saddle

When explosive diarrhea hits without warning and at the most inopportune time and causes an individual to shit their pants (one must be wearing pants). The Mud Saddle is created when the loose stool flows from the anus and runs down the inside of each pant leg to approximately the knee or slightly above the knee level. The wet shit soaks through the pants 1/4 to 1/2 of the way around the front and back of each pant leg as well. This wet, brown mess is visible from the front and from the back and gives the appearance of a brown riding saddle. One is considered to be Riding the Mud Saddle until such time that they are able to reach a place of privacy to remove their pants, clean up and put on new apparel. Generally, pants that have had a Mud Saddle created on them are disposed of and are not reused.

Harvey left for his lunch hour and decided that some extra hot and spicy Thai food would be a good choice for lunch that day. While the food was great, it did not mix with Harvey and while walking back to the office, he suffered a biblical perportioned assplosion and ended up Riding The Mud Saddle all the way back to his desk to get his keys and back out of the office to get to his car. The Mud Saddle ride in teh car was a wet one all the way home. Harvey was the talk of the office for days.

by Eaton Holgoode April 19, 2014

Riding St. George

An older definition of missionary sex with the woman on top.

"He had always preferred doggystyle, but his wife had always enjoyed Riding St.George."

by Dan St.George August 3, 2005