When a girl purposely holds a freshly acquired load of sperm in her mouth, possibly pretending to swallow, then kisses the man while transferring the sperm into his mouth, probably followed by giggling and nipple twisting. He can't complain, he just got a bj!
by Hidden Penis Crouching Tiger February 23, 2014
Get the revenge of the spermsmug. Eggs that are saved way past their expiry date in order to be used as a revenge tactic, as well as a deterrent.
Jason: That old guy down the street was yelling at us again for our music being too loud.
Russ: Don't worry about it man, I have 2 dozen revenge eggs I've been saving for such an occasion.
Russ: Don't worry about it man, I have 2 dozen revenge eggs I've been saving for such an occasion.
by Weaselbrom March 24, 2008
Get the revenge eggsmug. Sarah called me to pick the kids while I was dumping and I had to cut it in half. The next morning I got a shit revenge and the whole house smelled terrible.
by acusyn July 30, 2021
Get the Shit revengemug. by Aeg7 November 29, 2016
Get the Revenge Fuckingmug. Having sex with another person vengefully, usually as a way to get back at someone who you may have been sexually involved with. Often involves having sex with a friend of the person who wronged you. Can also involve a proxy, in this case another person has sex with the person who wronged you for the sake of getting the wringers hopes up only to leave them thus satisfying the vengeance.
Guy 1: My girl friend cheated on me man what do I do?
Guy 2: You should hook up with one of her friends and get a "revenge lay"
Guy 2: You should hook up with one of her friends and get a "revenge lay"
by The Man on the Lake October 1, 2017
Get the revenge laymug. your fucking a dirty mexican chick in the ass. as you cum, she tightens her nalga muscles, trapping your dick in her asshole. All of a sudden she does a hip roll, spinning around, breaking your cock in half!! also known as the Mexican Cock Roll!!
by the Bukkake Boyz September 26, 2011
Get the guadalupes revengemug. Neptune’s Revenge is when cold water reaches a male’s genitalia as he is walking into a body of water
The man walked on his tip toes for as long as he could to avoid the icy embrace of Neptune’s Revenge
by Wangwapper August 5, 2018
Get the Neptune’s Revengemug.